Got Donk? Post it here

HEK · #1 11-30-2005, 09:26 PM

Post your best donk hand here.

We've all pissed away money on rediculous plays that make the worst player look good. I'm posting my most recent one here in the hopes that others will follow suit. I'm hoping it will serve as a form of tilt/bad play therapy for myself and others. If not, at least we can make fun of each other and fight over who sucks the most.

This hand was during a recent tiltfest I had. My head was clouded with tilt so bad I felt like I was drunk. Enjoy!

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

saw flop|saw showdown

MP2 ($2492)
Hero ($4811.50)
Button ($1411)
SB ($3010)
BB ($2200)
UTG ($815)
UTG+1 ($2516)
MP1 ($2237)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $10.
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $85, 1 fold, MP2 calls $85, Hero calls $85, 3 folds.

Flop: ($285) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG+1 bets $175, MP2 folds, Hero calls $175.

Turn: ($635) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $520, Hero calls $520.

River: ($1675) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG+1 calls $1736 (All-In), Hero calls $1736.

Final Pot: $5147

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Qs 9c (full house, nines full of queens).
Hero has Qh As (two pair, queens and nines).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $5147.

yvesaint · #2 11-30-2005, 09:34 PM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (4 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($589.05)
Hero ($415.55)
Button ($163)
SB ($147.65)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $16, 2 folds, BB calls $12.

Flop: ($34) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $30, BB raises to $60, Hero raises to $399.55, BB calls $339.55.

Turn: ($833.10) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($833.10) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $833.10

Results in white below: 
BB has Qh Qd (full house, queens full of sixes).
Hero has 8h 8d (two pair, eights and sixes).
Outcome: BB wins $833.10.

AEKDBet · #3 11-30-2005, 09:56 PM

Your order of X-tra large DonkeeeeeNess

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

UTG ($2149.75)
MP ($1008.75)
CO ($5856.20)
Button ($1008.75)
Hero ($2672)
BB ($2592.25)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $5.
UTG calls $10, 3 folds, Hero (poster) completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($30) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $25, BB calls $25, UTG raises to $75, Hero calls $50, BB folds.

Turn: ($205) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $175, Hero raises to $1000, UTG calls $1889.75 (All-In), Hero calls $1064.75.

River: ($4334.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $4334.50

Hero has 9h Jc (straight, king high).
UTG has Kc 7c (flush, king high).
Outcome: UTG wins $4334.50.

HEK · #4 11-30-2005, 10:01 PM

Puh-LEEEZE! Yours' ain't THAT bad. I mean, did you see mine??? I called off an $1800 river bet w/a pair of quuueeens! I def suck worse than you.

AEKDBet · #5 11-30-2005, 10:03 PM

You are so going down

xorbie · #6 11-30-2005, 10:09 PM

I don't even want to go look through PT for mine, but it should suffice to say that it makes A2 call look brilliant in comparison.

AEKDBet · #7 11-30-2005, 10:12 PM

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 4 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Hero ($980)
BB ($1514.75)
UTG ($223)
Button ($934.75)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $5.
1 fold, Button raises to $30, Hero (poster) calls $25, 1 fold.

Flop: ($70) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $68, Hero calls $68.

Turn: ($206) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $204, Hero raises to $600, Button calls $632.75 (All-In), Hero calls $236.75.

River: ($1879.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1879.50

Hero has Qd Tc (two pair, tens and fives).
Button has 4c 5s (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: Button wins $1879.50.

AEKDBet · #8 11-30-2005, 10:15 PM

I made a sweet read on this donk

MP ($1738.25)
Button ($654.65)
Hero ($1301.50)
BB ($865)
UTG ($696.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $5.
1 fold, MP raises to $35, 1 fold, Hero (poster) calls $30, 1 fold.

Flop: ($80) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $75, Hero calls $75.

Turn: ($230) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $150, MP raises to $1600, Hero calls $1041.50 (All-In).

River: ($3021.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $3021.50

Hero has Qs Tc (one pair, tens).
MP has Js Jh (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: MP wins $3021.50.

ahnuld · #9 11-30-2005, 11:24 PM

Ill give you guys a run for your money. Im tilting real bad but I realise it, so I take my blinds off and am ready to leave when I get A2 sooooted UTG. I limp for 4 bucks (400nl)

heres where the donkeyness starts. UTG+1 makes it 20 go to, gets 3 callers, and I think that with my tilty lag image, a limp reraise is the perfect way to go! I make it 150. UTG+1 moves in for 400 total, and I figure I got the odds as long as he doesnt have aces, CALL! His AK holds up and I feel like the biggest putz in the world.

Big_Jim · #10 11-30-2005, 11:48 PM

I've got your donk right here...

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Button ($58)
Hero ($1733.45)
BB ($390)
UTG ($294)
MP ($200)
CO ($1437.90)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $2. MP posts a blind of $4.
1 fold, MP (poster) checks, CO calls $4, 1 fold, Hero (poster) completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($16) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP checks, CO bets $15, Hero raises to $45, BB folds, MP folds, CO calls $30.

Turn: ($106) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $75, CO raises to $150, Hero calls $1609.45 (All-In), CO calls $1238.90 (All-In).

River: ($3179.35) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $3179.35

Results in white below: 
Hero has Td As (two pair, tens and sevens).
CO has 8d 9s (straight, ten high).
Outcome: CO wins $2883.80. Hero wins $295.55.