beat: girlfriend dumped me for the pringles dude

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Overheard:
"Oh Pringles-man, I love you. I want to make out with you while my boyfriend's back is turned. I love your perfect moustache, and your eyebrow hair. I mean your hair that looks like an eyebrow. I can't get enough of your bowtie and your beady little eyes."

[DaExMan]

sorry.. what?

[slothinator]

You should hire Chef Boyardee to kick his ass, LDO.

[prodonkey]

better than Mr. Peanut IMO

[justhetip]

should have popped your girlfriend mate.

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Also, I think I originally wrote "boytoy" in my OP, but I meant bowtie obviously.

[The Man Mulcahey]

whatever. i've always thought pringles guy was a sleazy son of a bitch.

[ardubz]

MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[diebitter]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

[Labarde]

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

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fla fla in my la la