Make my GF jealous BBV. And win monies.

[WhatItDooBBV]

Heres the story. Cliff notes at the bottom of course.

My gf of 2.5 years broke up last week because she was being a lying whore to me and I didn't trust her. So obviously this week she has been hanging out with all kinds of guys. Just to piss me off I suspect. But I know she also cares about me because she keeps wanting to talk to me and see me. Basically [censored] with my head.

So I need to retaliate some how. She says she would not be jealous of me if I started seeing/talking to some girl but I know she would. She was always wanted to check my facebook to see who was talking to me. Since this went on for so long, I pretty much had no female friends left when we broke up.

I don't want to actually go find some girl and SIIHP (this is not an EricW gimmick account btw). I just want to make her jealous somehow. So help me BBV. What should I do? Maybe something on facebook? Maybe some fake girl on facebook with hot picture of course? Something on facebook would be easiest because she checks it religiously.

Whoever comes up with the best solid idea (with everything necessary included). So if it was a facebook thing you would need a picture plus what to say on my wall from the fake account. Winnar gets $10 on stars.

No pics of gf. Sorry.

Let us gogogogo

Ciff notes: Broke up with gf. She is being a whore to make me jealous. I need to make her jealous. Tell me how. Winner gets $10.

[Barretboy]

Claim pooptoad is your new GF.

[kyleparks]

very simple : dont do anything.

just put "single" on you're facebook and delete her from your friends. then if she calls to hang out just ignore her.


girls cant stand being ignored.


SN : kyleparks

[jmill2511]

1. Write on a different ex's wall. Preferably a hot/slutty one that you're still in contact with.
2. Wait for her to write back saying how much she wants to get together.
3. Laugh as gf goes apeshit
4. Profit

[jmill2511]

[ QUOTE ]
very simple : dont do anything.

just put "single" on you're facebook and delete her from your friends. then if she calls to hang out just ignore her.


girls cant stand being ignored.


SN : kyleparks

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the same approach I would take though. Works very well. Girls love the games, if they feel like they're losing control they want it back. They always want what they cant have.

[its_just_me]

personally i think its lame to try to make her jealous. be a man and get over it. my gf dumped me too this year and even though it was hard the 1st weeks...erm...i mean days cuz i'm cool and stuff...yo. anyway, forget her (read: ignore her. get out. hav fun, to be more exact: have some ons's (works pretty good for the ego thing). honestly beeing single is great. forget that hoe and enjoy it bein free!!!!

also: that other guy was right. ignoring her is obv your best move...and now get drunk and [censored] some [censored]

[WhatItDooBBV]

[ QUOTE ]
1. Write on a different ex's wall. Preferably a hot/slutty one that you're still in contact with.
2. Wait for her to write back saying how much she wants to get together.
3. Laugh as gf goes apeshit
4. Profit

[/ QUOTE ]

Since this was such a long relationship, I haven't had many others. Just 2. One does not have facebook. The other one not very slutty. The one I'm trying to make jealous is definitely sluttiest that I've had. So I need something dramatic

[WhatItDooBBV]

This is BBV4Life and you want me to do nothing? I must say I am disappointed so far. That may be the best advice though.

[kyleparks]

[ QUOTE ]
This is BBV4Life and you want me to do nothing? I must say I am disappointed so far. That may be the best advice though.

[/ QUOTE ]

well i could make a very lavish way for you to go about things... but im giving you the best route.

[lippy]

Kyleparks is COMPLETELY RIGHT. If you try to make her jealous, you're just giving her the attention she wants by trying to you jealous.

Don't call her. Don't answer her calls. Don't text her. Nothing.

If you happen to communicate with her, be cordial. Not nice, not impolite.