man jizz and titty milk

ursine cotcher · #1 03-25-2007, 09:54 PM

So I was having a conversation with a 2p2er who wishes to remain anonymous about how bad I run in March and what I would do to finish up $????k.

As a throwaway comment I said I would drink my own semen, to emphasize the point that it is never going to happen, then Mr X jokingly says he will come and sit at my tables and donk off X amount to me so I will do this and he can humiliate me forever. He then decides that I am probably enough of a degen to actually take him up on this, so retracts his statement.

This got me thinking. How much would someone have to pay you to drink your own jizz?

+ It's your own body fluid, not someone elses
+ you expect women to drink it, so why not you?
+ it's not like you're eating your own poop

- dude, you're drinking manjuice
- shame forever
- you may catch teh ghey

Following on from this conversation, we started talking about how we are perfectly happy to drink the milk of other species, yet drinking our own fluids repulses us. Mr X says
1st cow milk
2nd goat milk
3rd woman's titty milk
4th his own jizz
in order of preference.

So BBV4L, what it do?

Sk00l4m3nts · #2 03-25-2007, 09:56 PM

Milk is not semen, that being said I'd do it for fairly cheap.

TheFaucet · #3 03-25-2007, 09:58 PM

how about I pound you in the ass for free, bich

ursine cotcher · #4 03-25-2007, 10:01 PM

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how about I pound you in the ass for free, bich

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I would like that very much. I would also like to rip off your head and curl one out down your throat.

ebepse · #5 03-25-2007, 10:02 PM

i'd do and post vid for 1k, maybe 750

Grey · #6 03-25-2007, 10:02 PM

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how about I pound you in the ass for free, bich

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I would like that very much. I would also like to rip off your head and curl one out down your throat.

[/ QUOTE ]That makes no sense. Those are two totally different things.

ursine cotcher · #7 03-25-2007, 10:04 PM

How observant.

Skoob · #8 03-25-2007, 10:04 PM

Every married man who has fathered a child by his wife has tried her "titty juice."

That includes your dad.

Grey · #9 03-25-2007, 10:05 PM

What if you met yourself in a parallel universe that is exactly the same as this one. Would you charge more to drink your jizz from another body?

kolotoure · #10 03-25-2007, 10:05 PM

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Every married man who has fathered a child by his wife has tried her "titty juice."

That includes your dad.

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Doesn't it taste gross?

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