Beat: It'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.

King Fish · #1 03-10-2007, 01:24 AM

Double beat: And I am not even close to done.

Triple Beat: I live 90 minutes from the office

Variance: I have diarrhea

Wizzy33 · #2 03-10-2007, 02:04 AM

fold preflop

NU Star · #3 03-10-2007, 02:15 AM

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Variance: I have diarrhea

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Why isn't this just a beat?

JackInDaCrak · #4 03-10-2007, 02:16 AM

because when you let 'er rip it's oh so satisfying.

King Fish · #5 03-10-2007, 02:18 AM

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Variance: I have diarrhea

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Why isn't this just a beat?

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It'll only be a beat if I don't make it home in time for the next wave.

DarkForceRising · #6 03-10-2007, 02:23 AM

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because when you let 'er rip it's oh so satisfying.

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Variance is the correct description. Although it's almost a beat, anyone who denies that pissing out of one's a##hole boasts a certain pleasurable aspect is a liar.

Something about knowing ur guts are getting cleaned out. And if ur bored at work at least it's something to do.

NU Star · #7 03-10-2007, 02:26 AM

No, the only satisfing [censored] are the ones that come it in 1 solid log, don't smell, and you don't even have to wipe.

DarkForceRising · #8 03-10-2007, 02:31 AM

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No, the only satisfing [censored] are the ones that come it in 1 solid log, don't smell, and you don't even have to wipe.

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Oh, you must be a girl. Wecome to the forums.

Pics, plz.

roxtar · #9 03-10-2007, 02:32 AM

This discussion is making me uncomfortable.

King Fish · #10 03-10-2007, 02:33 AM

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No, the only satisfing [censored] are the ones that come it in 1 solid log, don't smell, and you don't even have to wipe.

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The smelly ones are the best ones.

Beat: Office TP is making my ass real sore.