Jokes so bad they are funny

[PartyGirlUK]

Hans Blix told this one today:

'A couple of months ago I received an email from Canada from a lady who wanted to name her cat after me. She asked it if was OK if she called her 'Blix'. After consulting with my wife I replied that we both loved cats and I would be honored to have the kitten named after me, but the important question was whether the cat was happy being named after me.
A few weeks went by when she got back to me and said the cat was thriving under the name Blix and had become
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A weapon of mice destruction'

Can anyone top that?

[Karak567]

Well, have you ever heard the one about the skunk and the jumprope?

[water fowl]

Ever chilled with the mushrooms?














They are really fungi's...

[Karak567]

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Well, have you ever heard the one about the skunk and the jumprope?

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You haven't?

It stinks, just skip it.

[DWarrior]

Why did the feminists cross the road?










To suck my [censored].

[Split Suit]

<insert any dead baby joke>

[fees]

What the problem with having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

[Karak567]

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What the problem with having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

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you messed the joke up already

[1C5]

Two cannibals are sitting by a fire. The first says, "God, I hate my
mother-in-law."
The second replies, "So, try the potatoes."

[Spechel EDD]

HEY YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT MY DEAD GRANDFATHER WHO DIED DURING THE HOLOCAUST LOL HE FELL OUT OF THE GUARD TOWER




































HAHAHAHAHAAH GUARD TOWER


























































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