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Old 02-10-2007, 02:01 AM
King Fish King Fish is offline
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Default I suck at pokering

My first SNG in about a year. CL most of the game, till 2 harsh beats, culminating in my demise. Here is the final beatdown.

Beat: Boring Hand History

Spoiler: I lost with Aces

Brag: You wasted as much of your life reading this as I did writing it

Moral: This never happens in a live game.

Salt in wounds: I had the A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]



Soon-to-be-happy-guy is at seat 0 with 965.
Villain is at seat 3 with 6775.
Hero is at seat 4 with 1260.
The button is at seat 0.

Villain posts the small blind of 100.
Hero posts the big blind of 200.

Soon-to-be-happy-guy: -- --
Villain: -- --
Hero: As Ac

Pre-flop:

Soon-to-be-happy-guy folds. Villain raises to 1200.
Hero goes all-in for 1260. Villain calls.


Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

Villain shows Kc 4h.
Hero shows As Ac.


Flop (board: 7d 5s Jc):

Turn (board: 7d 5s Jc 8s):

River (board: 7d 5s Jc 8s 6s):


Showdown:

Villain has 4h 7d 5s 8s 6s: straight, eight high.
Hero has As Ac 7d Jc 8s: a pair of aces.

No rake is taken for this hand.
Villain wins 2520 with straight, eight high.



Don't you feel more fulfilled after reading this?

pokenum -h kc 4h - - as ac -- 7d 5s jc
Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing 5s Jc 7d
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Kc 4h 47 4.75 943 95.25 0 0.00 0.047
As Ac 943 95.25 47 4.75 0 0.00 0.953
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Old 02-10-2007, 03:22 AM
Black winter day Black winter day is offline
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Default Re: I suck at pokering

Umm...where is the bad beat?

ext results appended to pokerstove.txt

1 games 0.031 secs 32 games/sec

Board: 7d 5s Jc 8s 6s
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 100.000% 100.00% 00.00% 1 0.00 { Kc4h }
Hand 1: 00.000% 00.00% 00.00% 0 0.00 { AcAs }


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Old 02-10-2007, 03:44 AM
StarkNaked StarkNaked is offline
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Default Re: I suck at pokering

fold preflop. standard. etc...............
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Old 02-10-2007, 03:46 AM
ASPoker8 ASPoker8 is offline
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Default Re: I suck at pokering

YOU SUCK AG POKERING
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