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Old 01-22-2007, 08:10 PM
SomethingClever SomethingClever is offline
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Default Expert vending machine play

So I get a hankering for something sweet this afternoon and head over to the trusty vending machine. I notice that there is a Twix bar that is dangerously close to falling down into the vending drawer on its own.

I put $0.70 in the machine, order a Twix and voila... both the Twix on the edge and the one behind it fall out.

TWO TWIX FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, HOLLA!

I think this means variance is back on my side... now to recoup those 15 buyins I'm down....
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:11 PM
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ROBUSTO!!!
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:13 PM
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i like your play, you had odds only 1:1, but you had implied odds to get 2:1, i really think you shouldn't bet so much preflop though
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:14 PM
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i like your play, you had odds only 1:1, but you had implied odds to get 2:1, i really think you shouldn't bet so much preflop though

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dood i got paid off implied odds duh you gotta play to win
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:15 PM
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:15 PM
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I think Costanza is going to want his Twix back.
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:16 PM
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Just be careful if someone tries to get you to participate in a candy lineup
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:18 PM
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Why didn't you just bumb the machine and just get one free one, fatty?
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:20 PM
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Brag: 2 for 1 Candy Bar
Beat: It was a Twix
Variance: It's actually a cookie
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Old 01-22-2007, 08:56 PM
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wife comment lolz

"I can't believe you eat twix. Oh wait, are twix the cookie candies? I was picturing twizzlers I think. That is totally cool."
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