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01-03-2007, 09:50 AM
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Major Beat: First day In Vegas
My first day in Vegas..(Full of Beats)
SUCKED… Beat1: Not old enough to gamble Beat2: Fantasy show Beat3: Strip Club (If you don’t want to read this all just skip to stripclub part…..) I am not old enough to gamble but still took a trip Vegas with a friend since I have not taken a vacation in forever….officially never coming back here until I am 21. I start the day by breaking even in 400nl online, kept losing to sets. I go to bed at 6am, my friend wakes up at 11am and I sleep in until 2pm and my friends like WTF. I walk around on the strip and take a crap load of pictures of Bellagio, Venetian, Excalibur, etc. and it’s beautiful seeing all these things but uneventful and boring to talk about. We walk by the poker room in Venetian and I realize there’s no way I am going to play without risk of getting carded. I then have to kill time before I go to any shows so I go into Excalibur and play carnival games. I only end up playing one game because I feel out of place. One kid was trying real hard to win a very very huge oversized stuffed basketball, it involved knocking down all the teeth of the clowns with very light bean bags he spent over $40 bucks trying to do it. On my second try, I got it and gave it to the kid and just asked for $5 bucks. I then go pick up tickets and eat at Luxor w/ my friend for some show called “Fantasy”. We get the $20 buffet, and it was good food. By time were done eating, its time to go to the show, we surprisingly had best seats in house- front row and perfectly center to stage. We spent like $66 on tickets and it was a complete waste of time. First off, snakes only 18 years old, and these girls on stage are like 30+ (or so it seems). My friend and I were youngest in audience by far… I felt out of place. I felt like a loser and wanted to leave. Everyone in audience kept laughing at r3tarded jokes and the singing was horrible. By the time that show fantasy ended we went to Venetian to go see BlueMan. We had very very good seats again. The show was awesome, and the audience was a fun crowd to be with. To anyone who has been to it- wow what a waste of paper. Its impossible to describe what the BlueMan act is all about, but its just good and I highly recommend to it anyone. By the time we get out its 12:30 and its time for the strip club. I leave with $225 in my wallet and a credit card to a strip club. Me and my friend are walking to the strip club over by Circus Circus. A taxi driver ask if we need a ride, I tell him no. He then pulls over and says ‘are you sure you do not want a ride to DejaVU’ and that he will do it for free…lol how does he know! I say sure, and get in with my friend…he then recommends Diamond Cabbaret if I have a little more money. I say sure why not….and then he drops us off like 2 minutes later. If only this taxi cab driver left us THE F\/CK ALONE….. Strip Club When we get to Diamond Cabbaret, we pay $40 up front to enter club and $20 bucks for unlimited drinks, as soon as I walk in there. I realize me and my friend are the only ones in there. It’s a very very slow night. The waitress then asks how many $1 dollar bills I want… I give her a $20. The stripper that was interested in me was very very demanding and not very attractive. As she’s dancing on stage she asks for all these singles…like literally I gave her $17 bucks for t1ts in the face and just to touch her….so stupid. At end of dance she was like come on sweety give me more singles…show that you love me. I am like BARF take it… (cause I am stupid). So after I gave her almost $20 bucks for just dancing on stage (just to remind you I am only one in the club) , she asks if I want a tour of the place. I say “sure” and she immediately takes me to VIP room. Then she is like lets have some real fun….I am not your normal stripper, I will get you to cum…etc. etc… A blonde girl then walks in and talks to me about prices. $300 for a half an hour, for an 18 year old who is still in college this is a lot of money. Especially since I am a NIT with my money, and keep poker bankroll different from savings. Since I am stupid I say “sure” and hand her my credit card. As I grab out my wallet, the stripper then grabs my wallet and says “how much cash you got”. She then grabs the cash out of my wallet, and says “here is my tip”. She then sticks the $170+ dollars in her purse. At this point I start thinking…wow this stripper is… 1.) Demanding 2.) Not very hot 3.) Violated my personal space and kind of stole from me 4.) Expensive I then tell her no….I need some of that money. I am in vegas and I cant afford to give her that kind of tip. She then says “nononono, just go to an ATM later”. I then decide I am going to leave, the stripper shortly leaves but leaves her purse, and at this point I feel violated. The blonde comes in and if I sign the paperwork I will get a lapdance for up to 30 mins with the stripper. I then tell her “no I am leaving but thanks”, she then says “I cant do that” after I tell her “I just want to leave I cant really afford to be here, you women are all beautiful (even though strippers ugly) but financially this is just wrong, I am a college student and I made a mistake”. I even say “I will still give you some money if you can let me get out of here without having to pay alot”…instead she says “I am going to have to bring in security and hes really big and mean and he punches people”. I am thinking lOLLLLL- I am not as dumb as you think, and don’t feel intimidated by her threats at all. I then say “I haven’t signed anything”. The stripper who took $170 tip comes in and says “whats wrong”…”I tell her I just want to leave and that I am very sorry for being a dick, but I cant afford to be here and would appreciate if I could have some of my money back”…she then says “no you cant do that, you have to get the dance”…I am thinking lol…I never signed anything. I talk to manager, in which strippers call “Daddy”. He refunds my money, I then ask for only $100 of my tipmoney back since I gave her $170+, he then says ‘”I cant do that, she’s an independent contractor and I trust her when she says you gave it as a gift”. WTF, why would I tip someone $170 for a lapdance I never received. Plus this chick is super ugly, I then ask stripper personally can I just get a few bucks back and she blows me off completely. I was very professional about this whole time, but I am getting scammed here. My friend is an idiot, he got a $300 lapdance from a vhot chick (for $300) but the chick said she expects $300 tips and my friend gave her everything in wallet (which was around $200) after he paid $300. I then tell the manager to please understand my situation; I never gave her permission to grab money out of my wallet. She more or less stole it and I verbally acknowledged that she shouldn’t touch my cash and to have some of it back. The manager is basically telling me that he cant do anything. I then tell him I am going to call the cops if we cant figure this out…because this is bullsh1t. He then says get the hell out of my strip club….. I sit outside and call cops. 2.5 hours later they come. The whole squad came, about 3 to 4 cars to be exact. The sergeant who I talked to on phone was there. I told them whole story, they really believed every word I said and basically were like these girls are hookers, low lifes and its almost impossible to get your money back though. The stripper and blonde girl made up some nice lies about how I gave them tip with my own hands…such bullsh1t. I was sitting in front of her lying and I couldn’t help but just walk away before I punched this chick repeatedly. She said it was only $100 to begin with, and that she sat on my laps for 15-20 minutes. The cops to stripper were even like…wow your story makes no sense but its your word vs his word that you grabbed his wallet. Basically after they talked to me they said…its not worth my time to pursue it anymore, cops did everything they could. While I was awaiting outside for cops to arrive for 2-3 hours I was just talking to some random taxicab driver who was super nice and offered to take me anywhere for free because I am having a horrible night. He also offered to hook me up some bomb ass chick in Vegas and I was like uhh….thats kind of weird but no thanks. FWIW, I talked to this taxicab driver for like an hour, he helped calm me down. I am probably never going to a strip club again one bad experience can ruin it all. I now have 0 dollars in my wallet, when I came to Vegas with $500+. The cops took us home and we rode in the back seat which is incredibly uncomfortable. For some reason this officer started gasing it, he ran a whole bunch of red lights, turned his sirens on and was going vvv fast. I don’t know why…but it was cool none the less. The cops were talking to us outside about how we seem like good people that have been scammed but there’s really nothing we can do here. He said that they all came out because it was very slow night, and it’s a strip club! They also laughed at us for going to worst strip club, they recommended “Little Darlings or Deja Vu”. If theres anything I learned tonight its that cops are really good people and very reasonable. Strippers are dirty whores who are seductive low lifes that scam people and have absolutely no morals. I cant believe I typed this up but I got owned so hardcore…I lost. 
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#2
01-03-2007, 09:56 AM
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Re: Major Beat: First day In Vegas
I read some of that and found it to be useful advice. If I ever go to a strip club I will be sure to keep my gameface on and threaten to kill her if she doesn't give me my money back.
Meh, she might have to die anyways.
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#3
01-03-2007, 10:01 AM
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Re: Major Beat: First day In Vegas
STRIPPOWNED BABY!
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01-03-2007, 10:06 AM
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Re: Major Beat: First day In Vegas
Good TR.
I'm not sure if you or anyone else realized this but I bet the original taxi driver is in on the whole worst strip club, ugly women, stealing money scam since you said he offered to take you there free saying it is the best club (LOL). Anyway, lesson learned.
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#7
01-03-2007, 10:12 AM
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Re: Major Beat: First day In Vegas
nit
<3 strippers If you go to a strip club with $500 and can't afford to spend/enjoy it all, do not go to the strip club. If the chick is not hot enough, tell her to get the [censored] away from you and don't give her any money rather than "taking a tour" which is obviously slang for just about what you paid for and didn't receive.
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#8
01-03-2007, 10:14 AM
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Re: Major Beat: First day In Vegas
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But for 170 I would've just walked away. [/ QUOTE ] It was principle behind it. I felt violated, and even though I got nothing out of it I atleast tried my best. It was also christmas money. I am still sort of heated over tonight. My friend got 'played' and I got scammed. [ QUOTE ] nit <3 strippers If you go to a strip club with $500 and can't afford to spend/enjoy it all, do not go to the strip club. If the chick is not hot enough, tell her to get the [censored] away from you and don't give her any money rather than "taking a tour" which is obviously slang for just about what you paid for and didn't receive. [/ QUOTE ] I learned this hard way, but its not my fault she reached into my wallet and I said "no you cant have that" and she still kept money in her purse. I also dont know where you got this $500 stuff from...there are plenty of strip clubs that are cheaper etc. and yeah, just not a good night for me. -------------------------------------- I could of easily paid for the dance, although I think they'd have been overcharging but when she took a nearly $200 tip without my permission I felt like I was severely getting owned. I got taken advantage of completely, the strip club is very low class yet expensive as hell wwwttttff.
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