WHAT THE HELL IS THIS UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spechel EDD · #1 08-09-2006, 06:54 PM

THIS COCK SUCKER HAD MY BALLS IN HIS MOUTH AND WAS READY TO CALL ME DADDY WTFFFFF

COMMERCE 200NL
I HAVE THIS [censored] 4 SEATS TO MY LEFT WHO I HATE BECAUSE HE SUCKS OUT ON ME EVERYTIME AND HE OF COURSE DOES IT HERE

I RAISE UTG+1 TO 30 WITH KK, 1 CALLER AND HIM

FLOP
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I BET 90 AND EVERYONE FOLDS TO HIM WHO MINRAISES ME TO $180. I SHOVE, HE INSTACALLS WITH A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

TURN
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RIVER
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NICE SUCKOUT [censored] HOW ABOUT YOU TALK [censored] AGAIN ABOUT HOW LAST WEEK YOU BEAT MY FLOPPED 8S FULL OF KINGS WITH YOUR K4s AND GOT RUNNER RUNNER PAIR. GET HIT BY A TRUCK ON YOUR WAY OUT.

[censored] YOU COCK SUCKER, WHAT THE [censored] IS THIS BREAKEVEN [censored] WHERE EVEN ONLINE I LOSE TO PARTY DONKS WHO CALL DOWN AKo NO PAIR TO THE RIVER TO OF COURSE HIT THEIR KING AGAINST MY QUEENS OR GET THEIR 4 CARD STRAIGHTS AND FLUSHES AGAINST MY SETS WHAT THE [censored] IS THIS

THIS IS HOW I FEEL

Matt1975 · #2 08-09-2006, 06:56 PM

That paint job should be your new avatar. Very NSFW but I aggressively don't care.

uncleshady · #3 08-09-2006, 06:56 PM

[ QUOTE ]
THIS COCK SUCKER HAD MY BALLS IN HIS MOUTH AND WAS READY TO CALL ME DADDY WTFFFFF

COMMERCE 200NL
I HAVE THIS [censored] 4 SEATS TO MY LEFT WHO I HATE BECAUSE HE SUCKS OUT ON ME EVERYTIME AND HE OF COURSE DOES IT HERE

I RAISE UTG+1 TO 30 WITH KK, 1 CALLER AND HIM

FLOP
K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

I BET 90 AND EVERYONE FOLDS TO HIM WHO MINRAISES ME TO $180. I SHOVE, HE INSTACALLS WITH A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

TURN
J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

RIVER
10[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
NICE SUCKOUT [censored] HOW ABOUT YOU TALK [censored] AGAIN ABOUT HOW LAST WEEK YOU BEAT MY FLOPPED 8S FULL OF KINGS WITH YOUR K4s AND GOT RUNNER RUNNER PAIR. GET HIT BY A TRUCK ON YOUR WAY OUT.

[censored] YOU COCK SUCKER, WHAT THE [censored] IS THIS BREAKEVEN [censored] WHERE EVEN ONLINE I LOSE TO PARTY DONKS WHO CALL DOWN AKo NO PAIR TO THE RIVER TO OF COURSE HIT THEIR KING AGAINST MY QUEENS OR GET THEIR 4 CARD STRAIGHTS AND FLUSHES AGAINST MY SETS WHAT THE [censored] IS THIS

THIS IS HOW I FEEL

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Holy Jesus this is wrong on every level. Plus the gun is pointed at his crotch. Standard.

CopTHIS · #4 08-09-2006, 06:58 PM

I think you should try drinking decaff once in a while.

Split Suit · #5 08-09-2006, 07:28 PM

this has potential to b the best paint job done in the last month or so.

well played...well played

RikaKazak · #6 08-09-2006, 07:34 PM

U are my new hero

eviljeff · #7 08-09-2006, 07:41 PM

this is why I waited to order my bbv tshirt

Spechel EDD · #8 08-09-2006, 08:43 PM

I CANT EVEN BEAT MOTHERCFUCKING 11 DOLLAR DONKAMENTS TODAY WHAT THE GODDAMN [censored]
***** Hand History for Game 4913809743 *****
NL Texas Hold'em 11 Buy-in Trny:27159799 Level:2 Blinds(30/60) - Wednesday, August 09, 20:12:33 ET 2006
Table Table 112305 (Real Money)
Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 2: BaoNguyen05 ( 1605 )
Seat 3: ant_rock ( 1940 )
Seat 4: KennyBoda ( 2210 )
Seat 5: kgitch ( 1940 )
Seat 6: mykel_jay ( 2070 )
Seat 7: LaxPlyer29 ( 1525 )
Seat 8: Dacto ( 2215 )
Seat 10: aloha_jack ( 1295 )
Seat 9: SpechelEDD ( 2020 )
Seat 1: paul320 ( 3180 )
Trny:27159799 Level:2
Blinds(30/60)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to SpechelEDD [ As Ad ]
paul320 folds.
BaoNguyen05 folds.
ant_rock folds.
KennyBoda raises [160].
kgitch folds.
mykel_jay folds.
LaxPlyer29 folds.
Dacto calls [160].
SpechelEDD raises [345].
aloha_jack folds.
KennyBoda calls [215].
Dacto calls [215].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jd, Jh, Kc ]
SpechelEDD bets [450].
KennyBoda calls [450].
Dacto folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3d ]
SpechelEDD checks.
KennyBoda checks.
** Dealing River ** [ Ac ]
SpechelEDD bets [500].
KennyBoda is all-In [1385]
SpechelEDD is all-In [695]
SpechelEDD shows [ As, Ad ] a full house, Aces full of jacks.
KennyBoda shows [ Jc, Js ] four of a kind, jacks.
KennyBoda wins 190 chips from side pot #1 with four of a kind, jacks.
KennyBoda wins 4475 chips from the main pot with four of a kind, jacks.
SpechelEDD finished in tenth place.

***** Hand History for Game 4913939719 *****
NL Texas Hold'em 11 Buy-in Trny:27159768 Level:6 Blinds(300/600) - Wednesday, August 09, 20:28:51 ET 2006
Table Speed (Real Money)
Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 5: ergy0 ( 8236 )
Seat 6: Saint0330 ( 2546 )
Seat 8: rowem ( 4200 )
Seat 1: SpechelEDD ( 5018 )
Trny:27159768 Level:6
Blinds(300/600)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to SpechelEDD [ Ah As ]
>You have options at Speed Table!.
Saint0330 raises [1200].
rowem folds.
SpechelEDD raises [1900].
ergy0 folds.
Saint0330 is all-In [1346]
SpechelEDD calls [346].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7d, 8c, 7h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 4d ]
SpechelEDD shows [ Ah, As ] two pairs, aces and sevens.
Saint0330 shows [ 4h, 4c ] a full house, Fours full of sevens.
Saint0330 wins 5692 chips from the main pot with a full house, Fours full of sevens.

***** Hand History for Game 4913949265 *****
NL Texas Hold'em 11 Buy-in Trny:27159768 Level:6 Blinds(300/600) - Wednesday, August 09, 20:30:07 ET 2006
Table Speed (Real Money)
Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 5: ergy0 ( 7336 )
Seat 6: Saint0330 ( 6592 )
Seat 8: rowem ( 4200 )
Seat 1: SpechelEDD ( 1872 )
Trny:27159768 Level:6
Blinds(300/600)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to SpechelEDD [ Jd Js ]
Saint0330 folds.
rowem raises [1200].
SpechelEDD is all-In [1572]
ergy0 folds.
rowem calls [672].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9c, Ad, 6d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4c ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
rowem shows [ Jh, As ] two pairs, aces and nines.
SpechelEDD shows [ Jd, Js ] two pairs, jacks and nines.
rowem wins 4344 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and nines.
SpechelEDD finished in fourth place.

[censored] THIS [censored] IM GONNA GO GET DRUN KAND MASTURBATE AND AT LEAST DO SOMETHING RIGHT TODAY

Anders · #9 08-09-2006, 08:47 PM

Sometimes you have to go through spells of what seem like horrible beats, but it is just part of the game, and what makes online poker more exciting than live poker.

Spechel EDD · #10 08-09-2006, 08:50 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Sometimes you have to go through spells of what seem like horrible beats, but it is just part of the game, and what makes online poker more exciting than live poker.

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I HATE IT SO SO MUICH PLEASE COMFORT ME WITH YOUR KIND GENTLE WORDS [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]