ARRRRG.. I PLAY FOR DABLOONS MATEY

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since you cant trade your fpps on pokerstars straight for cash, i asked if i could request cash through the concierge service. i was hoping they would accommodate since im a supernova. their reply:


Hello -
Thanks for your email expressing interest in receiving cash for your FPPs.
We sincerely appreciate your loyalty, however, cash for FPPs is in
violation of our policy.

For those who reside in the USA like yourself, we can trade FPPs for gold, which might interest you; as the coversion from gold to cash is easy.


Please contact me at your earliest convenience, so I can assist with this
or any other options.

Best Regards,
Rich Korbin
PokerStars VIP Club
303.931.1838


im gonna request that the gold be delivered in a big brown sack with a $ sign on it and an eyepatch to go with it.

[dogdrool]

I admit, that rules.

[AntonHeat]

ok ill bite...

How much FPP do you have and what limits you playing at?

btw how the guy delievering it be dressed in a pirate costume and say arrr alot that would own.

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i get $2500- $3000 a month worth of fpps. i play the limit sh and full cash games. but who cares. WERE TALKING ABOUT GOLD HERE. REAL CASH MONEY CALIFORNIA RUSHIN MELT-ME-DOWN PIMPS-LOVE-ME GOLD

[eleventyone]

This is interesting. Tell me more. What kind of gold? Little nuggets or CASHMONEYMILLIONAIRE bars?

[LeatherFace]

ARRRRRRRRRRRR you serious?


ya i know, lame.

[tom10167]

What a douche.

Theyplantokillus: I'm stuck a ton today dude, it sucks. PS sent me an email saying they can exhange my FPP for gold though.
Tom10167: That's awesome man, gold!
Theyplantokillus: Who cares I'm still losing money
Tom10167: You don't play for money, you play for DABLOONS MATEY
Theyplantokillus: Haha
Theyplantokillus: I laughed
Theyplantokillus: Like actually out loud

Way to not drop the name. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[bdiddy12]

Thats hilarious, i choked on a cracker i laughed so hard.

[[Phill]]

This is the most likely form you'll get:
http://www.usagold.com/gold/coins/buffalo.html

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i wanted it to be a surprise!