I dont understand casual conversation

[KaneKungFu123]

I dont understnd what kind of satisfaction they get out of asking me dumb questions that they probably arent even listening to the answers. Questions like "How was your day?" or "What did you eat today?" are particularly bothersome. Do they really want me to tell them what I ate and whether my day was good or bad? Does silence bother people that much that much?

[szw]

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[Dan BRIGHT]

I like giving strange and long responses to these questions.

[bisonbison]

Don't worry, if this is your attitude they'll stop asking eventually.

[Caldarooni]

KKF,

When you get older and start having sex you will learn that, "How was your day?" helps you get to "Now spank me like a bad little school girl" faster.

[Damien]

So...how was your day?

[guids]

I dont mind casual convos much, I HATE HATE HATE MOTHER FUCKINH HATE sales people who just wont shut the [censored] up. I did some shopping the other day, i needed a bunch of stuff, shoes, a flask, a suit, couple other things, finally after being assaulted by 50 different clothing salesman, I get to the store where they have my flask. Its an engraving shop with a bunhc of gifty crap. I walk in, and am assaulted, I calmly stop the lady after 20 seconds, and say

"I know exactly what I want, no big deal, Im just going to get it real quick, its a flask, I can see it, right there, thanks for your help"

I go to pick up the flask

Her: Oh well we have a ton fo different bags if you are looking to get your initials on them, it takes 2-3 days for that, but if you uwant anything else engraved its usually a day.

Finally I snapped. I just started making farting noises the whole time she talked. My buddy was tearing up he was laughing so hard, becuase she just kept going while I farted. Immature, but Hillllaaaaaarious.

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Guids,

This info would have been helpful in deciding whether or not you are a bad person

[guids]

Hey, at least I tried to be pleasant about it at first.
Btw, i know Im not a nice person, I just dont see how not liking animals correlates to it.

[A_C_Slater]

Silence bothers and even frightens some people because it can make them begin to realize that they are not as permanent as they would hope to be.

I once walked into a bathroom at school and there was a guy in there taking a [censored]. He said "hey man, how's it going?" I responded "Are you all right?"

"Yeah, I just wanted too... I'm good now."


Some people are afraid to take a [censored] unless there's people outside the door that they can hear talking. They can't stand even a few minutes of solitude.