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05-21-2006, 07:58 PM
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Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
I'll start with my favorite one
"You look like my ex-boyfriend." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...here's an extra $20 bitch 
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#6
05-21-2006, 08:10 PM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
My first time in a strip club. I felt like being funny/a douche:
Stripper:Hey honey. What you doin? Me: Lookin for trouble. (i sh it you not i said that) Stripper: O really? Where are you looking for it? Me: Whatever comes my way? Stripper: Well...I came your way. Me: Yes you did. Stripper then proceeds to whisper into my ear... Stripper: Wanna go in the back and fu ck me in the ass? Who can't love a girl with that kind of spunk?
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#7
05-21-2006, 08:16 PM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
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My first time in a strip club. I felt like being funny/a douche: Stripper:Hey honey. What you doin? Me: Lookin for trouble. (i sh it you not i said that) Stripper: O really? Where are you looking for it? Me: Whatever comes my way? Stripper: Well...I came your way. Me: Yes you did. Stripper then proceeds to whisper into my ear... Stripper: Wanna go in the back and fu ck me in the ass? Who can't love a girl with that kind of spunk? [/ QUOTE ] finish the story
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#8
05-21-2006, 08:18 PM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
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[ QUOTE ] My first time in a strip club. I felt like being funny/a douche: Stripper:Hey honey. What you doin? Me: Lookin for trouble. (i sh it you not i said that) Stripper: O really? Where are you looking for it? Me: Whatever comes my way? Stripper: Well...I came your way. Me: Yes you did. Stripper then proceeds to whisper into my ear... Stripper: Wanna go in the back and fu ck me in the ass? Who can't love a girl with that kind of spunk? [/ QUOTE ] finish the story [/ QUOTE ]
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#10
05-21-2006, 08:28 PM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] My first time in a strip club. I felt like being funny/a douche: Stripper:Hey honey. What you doin? Me: Lookin for trouble. (i sh it you not i said that) Stripper: O really? Where are you looking for it? Me: Whatever comes my way? Stripper: Well...I came your way. Me: Yes you did. Stripper then proceeds to whisper into my ear... Stripper: Wanna go in the back and fu ck me in the ass? Who can't love a girl with that kind of spunk? [/ QUOTE ] finish the story [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] i bitched out due to 1)lack of funds 2)im a bitch stripper was real hot though
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