OT: [censored] thread, May, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[Pudge714]

TE,
OH NOES YOU RUN SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD 4/9 wins HU. THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICK.

FD,
I don't like that j4o hand.

Why do I never play poker?

Manchild,
The correct spelling is Hookah.

[J-P]

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
7 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $247.40
UTG+1: $78
MP1: $201.05
CO: $71.75
Hero: $243.70
SB: $99
BB: $108.15

Pre-flop: (7 players) Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, MP1 calls, CO folds, Hero calls, SB folds, BB checks.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3.5, 3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($3.5, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises to $4</font>, Hero calls, BB calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($15.5, 3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $6</font>, BB calls, MP1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: $33.5
<font color="#ffffff">MP1 showed 7d 7c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 9s Js</font>
<font color="#ffffff">BB mucks Ac Qh</font>

lololol sick value call

[suzzer99]

WTF?

[Josem]

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While you may be damn good at satellites, I don't think your reads are particularly good.

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Think you misread that situation. Being aggressive doesn't mean being stupid. SB gains nothing by betting him out of the hand - goal is to eliminate the shorstack so the remaining two get the seats.

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Note to self: Check format of tournament before trying to be a smart-arse.

[wiggs73]

YOU WILL RESPECT MY MIN-RAISE!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($913.80)
Button ($102.65)
SB ($300.15)
BB ($530.55)
UTG ($397.60)
MP ($388)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $14</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls $12, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($32) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $40</font>, SB calls $36.

Turn: ($112) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($112) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $16</font>, SB folds.

Final Pot: $136

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ac Qs (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $136. </font>

[Ditch Digger]

Full tilt's 100 chips turbo satellites are probably the coolest thing ever.

[DevinLake]

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Full tilt's 100 chips turbo satellites are probably the coolest thing ever.

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I see them now, they weren't there last night I don't think. I had to play with 1500 chips [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[terrellk11]

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Full tilt's 100 chips turbo satellites are probably the coolest thing ever.

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I see them now, they weren't there last night I don't think. I had to play with 1500 chips [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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They only run when the event is too close for a normal turbo to run its course.

[Slim Pickens]

Dear braminc,

Please stop sucking out on me and having KK every time I push ATC into your BB. ktxbye

Your pal,

Slim

[Pudge714]

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Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
7 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $247.40
UTG+1: $78
MP1: $201.05
CO: $71.75
Hero: $243.70
SB: $99
BB: $108.15

Pre-flop: (7 players) Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, MP1 calls, CO folds, Hero calls, SB folds, BB checks.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3.5, 3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($3.5, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises to $4</font>, Hero calls, BB calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($15.5, 3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $6</font>, BB calls, MP1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: $33.5
<font color="#ffffff">MP1 showed 7d 7c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 9s Js</font>
<font color="#ffffff">BB mucks Ac Qh</font>

lololol sick value call

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J-P this is the perfect example of a stupid hand to post. People will call small bets on the river with mid pair and sets even when a flush hits. Also FWIW I would probably bet closer to pot on the river.

Oasis88 and ALinden if you are going to post 23243 standard hands at once please don't do it when my 10k post is way down at the bottom of the page.