OT: [censored] thread, May, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 

A few guidelines this time, since this is supposed to be an OT thread, not a BBV thread. There's a whole forum for BBV. Expect hilarious bannings if you suck too much to understand this concept.

1. convert your [censored] hands it takes like two seconds and makes it much easier for everyone.

2. Post interesting hands i.e. Playing HU floating the turn with 9 high no draw to set up a river bluff= sexy. Losing a 60/40= who [censored] cares.

3. Posting about variance is fine on a few conditions
1. It includes stats/graphs over a meaningful sample not ZOMG I run bad.
2. If it's a small sample but it's ridiculous run it's acceptable

But can we please get all the mundane beats that all of has have had hundreds of times out of the thread nobody [censored] cares. To paraphrase, stop being whiney little biatches.

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In before the lock.

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omg i am running so bad....(joking obv)

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Rule #6: No Aussies starting monthly [censored] posts before the rest of us finish the last one!

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[censored] this thread for being 3 hours early

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oi oi oi

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this female woman comes over yesterday and she was hungry so i got some pizza, then later on she gave me a BJ, and as soon as that was over she said, "thanks for the pizza."

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this female woman comes over yesterday and she was hungry so i got some pizza, then later on she gave me a BJ, and as soon as that was over she said, "thanks for the pizza."

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did you cut a hole in the pizza box and stick your junk through it in order to make it a sausage pizza?

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sippin criss's dick in a box

i think it's bad karma to have may [censored] thread up when it's not even may

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sippin criss's dick in a box

i think it's bad karma to have may [censored] thread up when it's not even may

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people in Australia/Europe/Asia cheat, therefore its already May there