beat: fat roommate's fat girlfriend yells at me

[kleinstadt1]

1. Apply device to fattie's face while fattie is sleeping
2. ?????????
3. Profit

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In conclusion, the best way to get back at them is to take nekkid pix of them and post them on here. ty.

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whoa now, we are not trying to punish BBV4L

[blutarski]

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Jizzing in the shampoo is not something a man would do, thats something a bitch would do.

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Clearly, this is incorrect. DUCY?

[kevin017]

I think you are pretty obviously wrong for being upset that gf got mad when you hit her with a wooden spoon 4 times in the middle of the night.

Also. when i was in college dorms, i stayed at my gf's place a ton. i would check your dorm agreement - you probably have a lot less power over kicking her out than you think you do. Our agreement had a 3 night/week limit (only enforced if a roommate cared - obv its much easier if they don't)

this is totally unrelated to spooging in the shampoo bottle, which should have been done long ago.