B&M Cliches

[_TKO_]

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2 gay things I do:

Mansex.

More mansex.


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Seriously though, it's an offensive term when used to describe something you hate. The word has two definitions and you used neither of them. I, along with others, would appreciate it if you didn't do this. Thank you.

[WhiskyRiver]

Nice work. And gotta love the bourbon-y goodness that is knob creek.

[MacGuyV]

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When two guys turn over the same hand and chop the pot, one guy (usually the older, nittier one) always has to say, "You play that junk?!" with a knowing wink, indicating to everyone he has a sense of humor -- because, you see, HE played the SAME cards!


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Wow. Lighten up dude. I've actually never heard that one before but I may have to borrow it.

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I had like ten of these in mind when I decided I was going to start this thread, but I forgot some.

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Yeah, me too.
For my money though nothing beats the Ax guy who gets outkicked at showdown, shakes his head and says "that's the THIRD time that's happened today".

[tom10167]

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I never get tired of folks who yell "Deuce" as the dealer peels the turn or river. It's my one guilty pleasure in the realm of B&M cliches.

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Calling cards is totally acceptable and not a cliche. Do it all you want.

[hfrog355]

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or turning to the next table and saying - "would anybody on that table like to call this bet also?"

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Cliche or not, I think that's awesome and fully plan on using it.

[hfrog355]

How is this cliche this far down?

[hfrog355]

pwn3d


(also a favorite cliche of mine)

[hfrog355]

There's an awful lot of "I hate when" and "STFU" in this thread but, really, who's not laughing their arses off reading these?

[mike4]

This may not be a cliche but it is kinda funny when the college student with the sunglasses gets a bad beat and loses his $100 buy-in. You can see the fume coming and then the tears well up. This is more of a foxwoods thing. Looks like you're gonna have to waste more of mom and pop's money.

[GrinningBuddha]

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on the Button, seems like at least once a night the dealer will forget to give me a second card. I'll point it out to the dealer and say something like "I'm good but I'm not *THAT* good! HAR HAR"



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My standard (ok, cliche) response to this occurrence is to point out to the button player that 'real men only need one card'.

We also tend to have a different usage for 'one time' up here. It's used less as suckout prevention and more as "ok, I'll peel a card to hit my longshot draw". And it's usually genuine too.