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#71
06-27-2006, 05:52 AM
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Re: Something you\'ve done that you now find unthinkable
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Was about 11 years old. Me and a buddy were throwing rocks at a hornets nest that was the size of a basketball. We were in his driveway throwing into the neighbors pine tree. After a couple good hits the tree is swarming so we dart to the front yard. Neighbor girl (year older) comes whistling down the street, heres how it went... Her: "Whatcha doin'?" Me: "Playing hidin seek." Her: "Can I play?" Me: "Uh..Yeah but you have to be it first." Her: "Ok, wheres base?" Me  God forgive me)"The big pine tree in Mrs. Smiths's back yard."Her:"Ok go hide and I'll go count to 10." Me: "Make sure you count all the way to 10 and no peeking." 30 seconds later... Her: "1,2, ow ouch arghh arghhhhhh ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHGHGHG HELP HELP GET THEM OFF HELP ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." ME heart beating out of my chest,fear welling up in my belly.) "What happened??? You ok?" as she is running all the way home swatting every part of her body. Few minutes later ambulance shows up and takes her to the hospital. Yellow tail hornets and she was allergic.Not too proud of that one, even though it was a genius plan. [/ QUOTE ] wow. 
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#72
06-27-2006, 06:03 AM
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Re: Something you\'ve done that you now find unthinkable
In 3rd grade I was playing in my little league game and there was some kid I didn't like throwing the ball back and forth with another kid, so I wound up and threw the ball as hard as I could and hit the kid in the knee, then acted like I was throwing it to someone else. My dad was standing on the sides watching and I think he might have secretly known that I couldn't possibly have been dumb enough to think the kid was going to catch it. He didn't get seriously hurt but I find it disturbing that I wanted to hurt the kid for no good reason.
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#73
06-27-2006, 06:52 AM
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Re: Something you\'ve done that you now find unthinkable
zomg, I have nothing to really say compared to these stories. Maybe coz Im only 19 now. I guess if it was ten years on I could be like "spending my time at university playing internet poker and binge drinking and not doing any work" . I currently dont find it unthinkable.
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#75
06-27-2006, 10:20 AM
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Re: Something you\'ve done that you now find unthinkable
Kid I hated in college...
I pissed on his door handle Then when he confronted me about it, I told him to STFU I didnt do [censored], and while he was going to tell the RAs I punched him in the face.... The RAs seen it and I did some community service, within the school though
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#76
07-10-2006, 08:06 AM
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Re: Something you\'ve done that you now find unthinkable
i had a lot of stupid friends in high school. we had cars at a pretty young age and did a bunch of stupid [censored].
here is a list of stupid things i've done: 1) stole a stack of newspapers that were delivered to restaurants. took them to the park and sprayed cologne on them and lit them on fire. i bent down to tie my shoe and i see my friends starting to run. i turned around and saw a fire truck driving up through the walkway of the park, and we all ran to a nearby friend's house. somehow we avoided the cops and the fire department was too busy putting out the fire. 2) we egged cars on the road, setting off alarms and scaring the [censored] out of people driving in other vehicles. ( and maybe a few hundred houses). one time while egging and driving in 2 different cars, a delivery van was egged by us and started chasing us. after we got away, we went back to see the truck stopped by the road. this is when we egged him again, and the chase was really on. while trying to get away, my friend went straight, and my other friend's car turned into us thinking we were also turning. suffice to say we got into an accident, with each other. but that white van never caught us! 3) i've lit my friend's hair on fire when he wasnt looking 4) i've gotten my foot run over by a car (by my mom). i've been in a car where my friend ran over another friend's foot. i myself have ran over a friend's foot when he took too long to get out of the car. safe to say no one got hurt in any of the 3 events. 5) went driving around in jewish area, and opened people's porch doors and [censored] around with their [censored]. i took somebody's shoe, and took a piss in it, and proudly showed off my accomplishment to my friend using the light on my cell phone. of course, i dropped the phone, in a shoe of my own piss, har har har was everyone laguhing. 6) keeping with the cell phones, got really drunk and threw up while taking a piss at the club. while bending over to barf, my gf's cell phone fell out of my pocket and into the toilet full of piss and vomit. this was a 500 dollar phone too. i had to replace it with a new razr. actually 4,5, and 6 were done during university. im in third year now damn i've got some [censored] up stories, these are all 100% true sadly.
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#77
07-10-2006, 08:32 AM
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Re: Something you\'ve done that you now find unthinkable
So, my friend had this really beat up used cutlass senior year in high school. One night, we were cruising around town at like 10pm, so it was still pretty early.
We pull up to the grocery store lot and see this empty cart. There are 4 of us in the car and I have a brilliant idea. "Jasper, get in the cart and hold on to the car and we'll pull you." So he jumps into the cart and holds onto the passenger side window. We slowly turn the car about face to the grocery store about a 1/2 football field distance away... And then we gun it. We get up to about 40 miles an hour and quickly turn left. Jasper frantically lets go of the car and careens straight into the display of flower pots and fertilizer. Funniest [censored] I've ever seen.
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#78
07-10-2006, 09:08 AM
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Re: Something you\'ve done that you now find unthinkable
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The RAs seen it [/ QUOTE ] rofl
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#79
07-10-2006, 09:11 AM
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Re: Something you\'ve done that you now find unthinkable
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Then when he confronted me about it, I told him to STFU I didnt do [censored], and while he was going to tell the RAs I punched him in the face.... [/ QUOTE ] Wow, I'm glad you got [censored].
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#80
07-10-2006, 09:14 AM
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Re: Something you\'ve done that you now find unthinkable
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So, my friend had this really beat up used cutlass senior year in high school. One night, we were cruising around town at like 10pm, so it was still pretty early. We pull up to the grocery store lot and see this empty cart. There are 4 of us in the car and I have a brilliant idea. "Jasper, get in the cart and hold on to the car and we'll pull you." So he jumps into the cart and holds onto the passenger side window. We slowly turn the car about face to the grocery store about a 1/2 football field distance away... And then we gun it. We get up to about 40 miles an hour and quickly turn left. Jasper frantically lets go of the car and careens straight into the display of flower pots and fertilizer. Funniest [censored] I've ever seen. [/ QUOTE ] So did he die?
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