Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

[gdsdiscgolfer]

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Edited because your mom's an idiot

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FYP

[Sponger.]

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- A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here, you know." The kangaroo says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."

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I like it.

[stu-unger]

what do u do when a polack throws a grenade at u? pull the pin and throw it back...

[Our House]

A koala bear walks out of a bar and sees a hooker on the street corner. She approaches him and asks if he's looking for a good time. He accepts.

The go around back and he proceeds to 69 with her. After getting his rocks off, he starts walking away. The hooker stops him and says, "aren't you forgetting something?". With a glazed look, the koala bear tells her that he has no clue what she's talking about. She then says, "I'm a prostitute...you owe me. If you don't know what that means, look it up."

He goes to his car, grabs a dictionary from the front seat and looks up...

Prostitute

'One who provides sexual favors for money'


...Then, continues back to his car. The hooker, fuming at this point, starts yelling to him, "WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU OWE ME." The koala bear then says, "Well, obviously you have no clue what I am. I'm a koala bear. Take a look"...as he tosses her the dictionary, gets in his car, and drives off.

Confused, the hooker opens the dictionary and looks up...

Koala Bear

'Australian animal that eats bush and leaves'

[Grunch]

A man said to me, "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"

I said to him, "Relax, man. You're two tents."

[MrMoo]

Two muffins sitting in a baking pan. First one looks over at the second and says, "gosh it's hot in here". Second one looks over at the first, "Oh my god a talking muffin"!

[NSchandler]

Why are black people so tall?

Because their knee grows/(they're negroes).

[metsandfinsfan]

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Not to be outdone, the little girl pulls down her pants and says, "Well I have one of these, and with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!"

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For some reason I am still laughing at this one

[woodguy]

How do you know it bedtime at Micheal Jackson's house?























When the big hand touches the little hand.

[woodguy]

Pirate walks into a bar.

Bartender looks at him and says "do you know you have a ship's wheel coming out of your pants?"

Pirate says "aye, its driving me nuts"