Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister

[Directrix]

Dude, your dad is obviously banging your sister. Don't mow another guy's lawn.

[nextgenneo]

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Dude, your dad is obviously banging your sister. Don't mow another guy's lawn.

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QFT

[Kazakhstan]

Ahh this is reminding me of sisters too!

You will like her very much, she wants to move to U,S,and A!



We make a joke! We pretend to be husband and wife!

[Will.]

wow dude!
surprised your parents could accuse u of such a thing; things will hopefully workout as long as the little bitch keeps her mouth shut.

[cheer]

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So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the [censored] is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my [censored] sisters head.

she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my [censored] shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her [censored] guts out.

Most [censored] embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your [censored] room immediatly you sick [censored] bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now

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pics?










i joke i joke i kid i kid*
*no pun intended

[Requin]

It's just like what happened to Steve Zhan in National Security! Except racism can be funny, incest never is you sick [censored].

[RevAgain]

I think I've found useful pieces of poker strategy on 2+2 on perhaps 3 occasions, it's for threads like these that I check it every day!

To paraphrase Kevin Smith - So, did you cum or what?

[Stellastarr]

LOL wow. Trip report?

[durkahdurkah]

oil your sister up so next time the spider doesn't stick to her skin. i'm sure this will work with no repercussions.

[AK47Suited]

lol man shitttttt

that is so [censored] haha

I had something simmiliar happen to me when i was like 15 or something my sister was in the bathroom and i was outside throwing a ball around and she heard the ball against the wall ...i didnt even know she was in there.. she freaked out and ran into the living room and said someone was peeping on her my parents ran back to find me throwin my ball around out back and i got in [censored] for nothing ,..like [censored]

sisters are -ev