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Parlay Slow · #51 01-26-2006, 03:07 AM

lmao

billyjex · #52 01-26-2006, 03:27 AM

FullTiltPoker Table Gateway (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:26:08 ET - 2005/12/28
Seat 1: ranman27 ($500.60)
Seat 2: yoyosmuggler ($370)
Seat 3: MySuperSecretName ($396)
Seat 4: FrikkVonSchaar ($991.10)
Seat 5: Pohaku ($284)

MySuperSecretName posts the small blind of $2
FrikkVonSchaar posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MySuperSecretName [8d 5d]
Pohaku folds
ranman27 folds
yoyosmuggler folds
MySuperSecretName calls $2
FrikkVonSchaar: ALL IN
FrikkVonSchaar raises to $14
MySuperSecretName calls $10
*** FLOP *** [2c Ah Ac]
MySuperSecretName checks
FrikkVonSchaar bets $14
MySuperSecretName calls $14
*** TURN *** [2c Ah Ac] [3c]
MySuperSecretName checks
FrikkVonSchaar bets $50
MySuperSecretNameraises to $206
FrikkVonSchaar calls $156
*** RIVER *** [2c Ah Ac 3c] [Qc]
MySuperSecretName bets $162, and is all in
FrikkVonSchaar calls $162
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MySuperSecretName shows [8d 5d] (a pair of Aces)
FrikkVonSchaar shows [As Ad] (four of a kind, Aces)
FrikkVonSchaar wins the pot ($790) with four of a kind, Aces

edge · #53 01-26-2006, 05:35 AM

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I don't think I have seen anything quite this bad yet...

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Villian was a huge lag and had K7 and I suck at poker. My thinking was that we would both play the board.

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After this whole big thread, I think this hand is the winner.

emil3000 · #54 01-26-2006, 06:48 AM

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I don't think I have seen anything quite this bad yet...

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Villian was a huge lag and had K7 and I suck at poker. My thinking was that we would both play the board.

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After this whole big thread, I think this hand is the winner.

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I agree. Billyjex came in with a late quality entry too.

fsuplayer · #55 01-26-2006, 08:21 AM

ummm yeah, i see that now.

i never remember reading his stats, just tons of posts saying how awful he is. i thought it was a different kind of awful.

-Skeme- · #56 01-26-2006, 08:41 AM

Alright, so I'm at the Commerce with fsuplayer, and we're playing HU $2000 NL. The game has broken, but since I like playing overconfident fish, I stay to play him. We both have about $50,000 or so in front of us, yeah, we've been there a while. I got my stack due to my ability to draw young bulls into the ring and take them out. He got his stack by luckboxing it up or something.

So anyway, we'd been playing for a while, chopping back and forth, aka him trying to prolongue the inevitable, and then this hand happens:

I pick up 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and make it $1,000. You could say I like to live dangerously.

He ponders for a moment, something he never does, and says, "I'm all in."

Now I just know he has absolute [censored], I mean I [censored] KNOW it. It was $49,000 back tome and I ponder for a second and look him DEAD in the eye. "Do you want action?" I say. He doesn't say a word. "Oh, the silent type, eh? 2 can play at this game" I exclaim, attempting to psych him out with a little bit of mind game. I sit there silent, looking down at the table motionless for 10 minutes, then the dealer tells me it's my turn.

"I call."

That sonofabitch has the Aces and I failed to suck out. GG.

HotPants · #57 01-26-2006, 08:42 AM

I've had more donkish hands, but I like this one because I won the hand

BB ($1190.25)
UTG ($1449.25)
MP ($884.25)
Hero ($970)
SB ($551.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $35, SB raises to $115, 1 fold, Hero calls $80.

Flop: ($240) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $110, Hero calls $110.

Turn: ($460) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $326.5 (All-In), Hero calls $326.50.

River: ($1113) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1113

Results in white below: 
SB has Ac Qs (one pair, queens).
Hero has Tc Td (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $1113.

ImWeakTight@UCLA · #58 01-26-2006, 09:03 AM

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jjackal for the win.

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Winna

-Skeme- · #59 01-26-2006, 10:43 AM

Ew. At least you hit.

ianlippert · #60 01-26-2006, 11:04 AM

So ive been 10 tabling 25NL the past few weeks following a pretty basic 15vpip TAG strategy. Averaging $15/hr which isnt too bad, and I recently just moved up to 50NL. I was kind of worried that just playing super tight wouldnt work as well as it did in the $25NL until I saw this hand:

(bisons hand converter isnt really working for me)

Party Poker (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises [$2], 2 folds, Villian calls [$2], 3 folds Pot is $4.75.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $5, Villian Calls, Pot is $14.75

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $10, Villian reraises to $20, Hero goes all in, Villian Calls

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $100-ish

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ad Ah (full house, aces full of threes).
CO has 8h Jh (two pair, eights and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins . 

Oops just realised that it was supposed to be OUR hands. Sry, but this hand is still donk-tastic so hopefully nobody minds.