weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex

[Scorpion]

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"Is that the underwear your mother laid out for you?"

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Subtle.

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How many will get this?

[XXXNoahXXX]

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"Is that the underwear your mother laid out for you?"

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Subtle.

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How many will get this?

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75%.

[Spellmen]

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"Is that the underwear your mother laid out for you?"

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You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

[abarber]

Reading this thread makes me pine for better sex partners...

My best is more funny than hot:

"Go banana!" (when she came, obv)

[the alex]

"I love you."

[kagame]

Before non-sex wtf is wrong with me "I want you inside me so bad right now."

During a marathon, apparently she wanted us to come at the same time "Its not fair to us! Not me first! Oh God!"

[mbillie1]

I picked up some leftovers at the bar once, this girl who (while she had a good body) was wearing enough makeup to be a mime. Mad eyeshadow, looked like a raccoon. I found her sans-underwear, so I figured sweet, I'm gonna at least get laid tonight. We start [censored] (all drunk) and she's like "you know I [censored] Chris Katan?" ... that was probably the strangest (probable lie) I've ever heard.

[TheBlueMonster]

The following was said to me Junior year of college:
"Your lips are soft...like my sister's"

[sirtimo]

"keep the change" [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[holdme]

how long has that strange bump been there?