Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

[JackCase]

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also this dude i know has a joke where he uses the word hemaphore , until he gets you to ask "what's a hemaphore?"

then he says




POUNDIN' NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That's like the old one using the word "henway".

Finally, someone says, "What's a henway?"

Answer, "About 4 pounds."

[Dids]

A guy walks into a bar...



OUCH!

[Pudge714]

A guy is sitting at a bar eating peanuts. He eats the first one and the peanut says have you been working out? He eats a second one and the peanut says nice outfit. He eats a third one and the peanut says have you lost weight? Perplexed by this the customer asks the bartender what's up with the peanuts. The bartender says they are complimentary.

[Pudge714]

A guy goes to a five dollar hooker and gets crabs. He goes back to the hooker the next day and says you gave me crabs, she says for five dollars what did you expect, lobster?

[His Boy Elroy]

A guy goes to a restaurant and sees a sign behind the counter that says

Ham Sandwich.......$1.00
Ham & Cheese.......$1.50
Handjob............$10

He asks the girl behind the counter "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?" She smiles, winks, and says "Yeah, that's me." He says "Well then, wash your hands, I want a ham sandwich!"

Its not a dumb joke, I know, but I love it.

[diebitter]

I heard this for the first time today, and it's truly dumb. I laughed like drains.

Q: Why don't Italians have freckles?
A: Cos they just slide off

[chezlaw]

Why is Lieutenant Uhura Brown?

<font color="white">because William Shatner </font>

[Pudge714]

A pony walks into a doctors office and says I am a little hoarse.

[ScottieK]

A prostitute goes up to a guy and says "for fifty dollars, I'll do anything you can describe in three words." He says "paint my house."

ScottieK

[Magisastar]

Why are pirates called Pirates???








Cause they just ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!