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Allinlife · #41 01-25-2006, 01:12 AM

i must revive this thread because i need more diciplineee

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 3 handed) converter

Hero ($1278.75)
BB ($1090)
Button ($1015)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $5. Button posts a blind of $10.
Hero (poster) completes, Button (poster) checks.

Flop: ($20) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $15, Button raises to $44, Hero calls $29.

Turn: ($108) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $111, Hero calls $111.

River: ($330) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, Button calls $850 (All-In), Hero calls $850.

Final Pot: $2030

Results in white below: 
Hero has 9c Tc (two pair, nines and threes).
BB has (two pair, nines and threes).
Button has 7h 3s (full house, threes full of sevens).
Outcome: Button wins $2030. 
nice read sir

HEK · #42 01-25-2006, 01:18 AM

LMFAO !

Sweeeet read you donkey [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

barongreenback · #43 01-25-2006, 08:35 AM

Actually lol. Puts all threads fretting about laying down KK preflop in perspective.

There are days, that I think the money from poker will come and go and all that will be left are the memories. The memories may be worth more.

James

fsuplayer · #44 01-25-2006, 10:34 AM

first time playing with banzan, i stacked him right away on some donkish hand by him and then bluffed him big and showed it.

...so i got the action i was going for.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 max, 4 handed) converter

UTG ($2599.75)
Button ($1089)
SB :#A500AF(Banzan)/ ($2240)
Hero ($2478.25)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB :#A500AF(Banzan)/ posts a blind of $5.
2 folds, SB :#A500AF(Banzan)/ (poster) completes, Hero raises to $40, SB :#A500AF(Banzan)/ raises to $245, Hero calls $200.

Flop: ($500) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Banzan bets $500, Hero calls $500.

Turn: ($1500) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Banzan bets $1000, Hero calls $1728.25 (All-In), Banzan calls $490 (All-In).

River: ($4718.25) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $4718.25

Results in white below: 
Hero has 9d 9h (two pair, nines and threes).
Banzan has Ah Ad (two pair, aces and threes).
Outcome: Banzan wins $4480. Hero wins $238.25.

Allinlife · #45 01-25-2006, 10:40 AM

meh..always feels bitter when you donkaway 200bb+ stacks

keep them coming boys

Death Valley · #46 01-25-2006, 10:43 AM

.....and people say the games are getting tougher [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

DonButtons · #47 01-25-2006, 08:58 PM

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first time playing with banzan, i stacked him right away on some donkish hand by him and then bluffed him big and showed it.

...so i got the action i was going for.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 max, 4 handed) converter

UTG ($2599.75)
Button ($1089)
SB :#A500AF(Banzan)/ ($2240)
Hero ($2478.25)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB :#A500AF(Banzan)/ posts a blind of $5.
2 folds, SB :#A500AF(Banzan)/ (poster) completes, Hero raises to $40, SB :#A500AF(Banzan)/ raises to $245, Hero calls $200.

Flop: ($500) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Banzan bets $500, Hero calls $500.

Turn: ($1500) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Banzan bets $1000, Hero calls $1728.25 (All-In), Banzan calls $490 (All-In).

River: ($4718.25) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $4718.25

Results in white below: 
Hero has 9d 9h (two pair, nines and threes).
Banzan has Ah Ad (two pair, aces and threes).
Outcome: Banzan wins $4480. Hero wins $238.25. 

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he's like 40/3 after 100k hands, wow

flawless_victory · #48 01-25-2006, 09:02 PM

ya, ppl on this site have done that nit a huge service w/ some of the stuff theyve posted.

aba20 · #49 01-26-2006, 01:11 AM

I don't think I have seen anything quite this bad yet...

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

BB ($1579.68)
UTG ($396)
MP ($237.90)
Hero ($750.03)
Button ($315.80)
SB ($403.20)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $2.
UTG calls $4, MP calls $4, Hero raises to $24, 2 folds, BB calls $20, UTG folds, MP folds.

Flop: ($58) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($58) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $4, Hero calls $4.

River: ($66) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $80, Hero raises to $160, BB raises to $425, Hero calls $562.03 (All-In), BB calls $297.03.

Final Pot: $1510.06

Villian was a huge lag and had K7 and I suck at poker. My thinking was that we would both play the board.

Allinlife · #50 01-26-2006, 01:28 AM

today's donk hand

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 max, 6 handed) converter

UTG ($3171.75)
MP ($1995.26)
CO ($1005.25)
Button ($985)
SB ($200)
Hero ($1000)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $5.
3 folds, Button raises to $34, 1 fold, Hero raises to $90, Button calls $66.

Flop: ($205) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $150, Button calls $150.

Turn: ($505) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero calls $750 (All-In), Button calls $735 (All-In).

River: ($1990) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $1990

Results in white below: 
Hero has Td 5h (flush, nine high).
Button has Jc Ts (straight, jack high).
Outcome: Hero wins $1990. 
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