weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex

[fluffpop62]

guids what in the world?!

[wacki]

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You should have [censored] her while she was puking, the contractions are ridiculous.

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please tell me you've tried this!

[Poofler]

He clearly has tried it.

[guids]

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You should have [censored] her while she was puking, the contractions are ridiculous.

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please tell me you've tried this!

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I first saw it joked about in some movie (tomcats I think), and then one night I took one of my friends home, we started, she was drunk, started to feel sick, I pulled out and rushed her to the bathroom before she puked, but you could def feel it, and it was good.

[Dan BRIGHT]

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"are you almost done, my c**t is getting sore"

classy.

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meh happens all the time

[NicksDad1970]

"Is that the underwear your mother laid out for you?"

[chh]

before: I want you to rape me
during: just put it in my ass and come there (we were young, dumb and had unprotected "just pull it out before" sex)

[BretWeir]

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You should have [censored] her while she was puking, the contractions are ridiculous.

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Leg cramp will get you the same effect, with less clean-up afterward.

[kmak]

Random bar pickup:

"Squirt me"

I fell off laughing.

[NeedsMoreNuts]

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"Is that the underwear your mother laid out for you?"

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Subtle.