Things non 2+2'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

[MasterLJ]

"If I gave you $50, could you run it up to $2k for me?!?!"

[dshan80]

follow up

AIM nazies are ZE WORST.

[catcher193]

this is my favorite,

"You think I could give you... ya know like ten bucks and maybe you could... run it up or something?"

..after my blank stare..

"I'll cut you in on the profits"

..still staring blankly..

"Well lets call it $40"

..blah blah explaining why it doesn't make sense..

"Ok well I'll give you $100, but play careful with it"

[Shizzle12345]

haha if they say that to me i insta agree, and then blow it on black jack hahah.

[Conte Rules]

The house always wins, Conte.

[dshan80]

oh and...

if someone owes you money, specifically from transfers...


ZOMG YOU WON HOW MUCH? LOL I GUESS WE'RE EVEN


no. no we're not.
pay me.

[Teh1337zor]

I get the "how do you bluff over the computer" and "If I give you x can you turn it into y, and you can keep half!?!!"

[jfish]

dont tell people who arent your closest friends. theres no reason to.

[Jay Riall]

To the next person who offers to give me 20 quid or whatever so I can double it for them - your money is going on 20 quid a hand blackjack until I turn it into 1k or bust. Call it retard tax.

[tufat23]

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dont tell people who arent your closest friends. theres no reason to.

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my friends like to brag to other people about what i do. i cant get away