Urinals: What's my line?

[odomination]

Results: I used the kiddie stall.

I didn't take the time to weigh all the options but in hindsight I think that the middle urinal is the correct line. I should have put "stall" in the poll options but I personally think that's behind both urinals.

P.S. The last level of hell is reserved for traitors who ALSO piss on the seat.

[DaAznFella]

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maybe if you piss in a jar and write BBV4LIFE on it someone will ship you $10

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ftw

[keikiwai]

pee on the back of someone's shoes

[Habib Marwan]

you piss in the middle if you have a big penis. you piss in the small if you have a little. very simple

[-beavs-]

i voted sandwich.

this has possibly been said but if you're 6ft4in tall you surely would have a bigger dick than a random urinal user, get in there and bask in their jealousy.

[DLizzle]

wtf you have problems if you don't walk straight to the middle one and piss.

[wrschultz]

My usual decision when this comes up is to go to the one next to the wall if possible, and if not I just go for the sandwich without any pause.

I'll only stall it if there are no open urinal, and then I don't close the door.

[okietalker]

Take the sandwiched one. Stand about 8 inches away from it and start whistling dixie.

Geez, grow some nads and take care of business man.

[damaniac]

Urinal quiz that seems appropriate for you

Although this sounds like the crap people did in high school. Unbelievably juvenile.

[punkass]

Leave, go to another bathroom.

Seriously, this should be in OOT, unless someone started talking to you in the bathroom. Then that's a beat. Or you know, someone started masturbating in the stall.