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odomination 12-10-2006 03:46 PM

Urinals: What\'s my line?
 
I was studying in the library yesterday and an interesting situations came up. It should be noted that I am very tall, around 6 foot 4 inches.

This particular bathroom had four urinals, X will denote a regular sized urinal, Y will denote one of those urinals for kids that's like 6 inches off the ground. Finally P will denote a Person using the Urinal. (It should also be mentioned that there are none of those tiny wall things that they put up to prevent peeking.)

Y__X__X__X
___P_____P

I had to pee pretty bad. Which urinal do you use?

12-10-2006 03:47 PM

Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?
 
sandwich FTW and make sure to take a look at both and compare size/texture

mbrady 12-10-2006 03:49 PM

Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?
 
Hit up the kiddie one and ask the guy next to you, "so you can use the tall ones?"

captZEEbo 12-10-2006 03:49 PM

Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?
 
why not the stall?

marchron 12-10-2006 03:52 PM

Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?
 
Go to the crapper instead. Shut the door. Pretend you're masturbating. Grunt, groan, moan for a while.

Voila, you have the urinal of your choice.

ninjaunderwear 12-10-2006 03:53 PM

Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?
 
Stand behind one of the other people and pee over their shoulders.

jbones 12-10-2006 03:54 PM

Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Stand behind one of the other people and pee over their shoulders.

[/ QUOTE ]

LetsHugItOut 12-10-2006 03:56 PM

Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?
 
WTF? Who is waiting for a urinal to open up?

captZEEbo 12-10-2006 03:57 PM

Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?
 
[ QUOTE ]
WTF? Who is waiting for a urinal to open up?

[/ QUOTE ]homophobes

furyshade 12-10-2006 04:02 PM

Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?
 
maybe if you piss in a jar and write BBV4LIFE on it someone will ship you $10


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