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Old 08-21-2006, 10:20 AM
His Boy Elroy His Boy Elroy is offline
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Default you are NOT the father!!

Right now on Maury Povich they have a woman on who has apparently been on the show 9 times before looking for the father of her baby. They have done paternity tests with 9 different guys so far and none of them have been the father. They showed clips of her crying after each test was revealed and at one point she sobbed "I don't know what I did wrong..."

Come on.

They just revealed the test of the 10th guy, and he's not the father either. This might be the greatest thing of all time. Everyone should be watching Maury Povich right now, its incredible.
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Old 08-21-2006, 10:21 AM
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lol is she a prostitute or something?
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Old 08-21-2006, 10:21 AM
Kneel B4 Zod Kneel B4 Zod is offline
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Default Re: you are NOT the father!!

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"I don't know what I did wrong..."

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it may have been sleeping with > 10 guys in 1 month
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Old 08-21-2006, 10:22 AM
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I really hope this girl was a prostitute. There could be no other explanation.
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Old 08-21-2006, 10:26 AM
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Default Re: you are NOT the father!!

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They just revealed the test of the 10th guy, and he's not the father either. This might be the greatest thing od all time.

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if she's white, otherwise, nobody cares. sorry, it's the truth.
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Old 08-21-2006, 10:30 AM
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Default Re: you are NOT the father!!

rigged
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Old 08-21-2006, 10:32 AM
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Default Re: you are NOT the father!!

Last time I saw here, they were on candidate #7.

The best part was the reaction of the guys when they found out they weren't the father. Here's one (not the same girl, though):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ouzyG7XsTTw

Here's another dancer:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S21r4oU4W...ed&search=

And here's the 10th for Marisol:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yk5w5w5vNFM

(And to be fair, the 10 men they tested were for 4 different children.)
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Old 08-21-2006, 10:35 AM
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Default Re: you are NOT the father!!

Now her story is "I got drunk at a party at had sex with a lot of men I didn't know... Probably like 14."

Oh yeah, she was married at the time.

Edit: Update - Guy number 11 is not the father either. This is hysterical.
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Old 08-21-2006, 10:36 AM
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its called a busto, train, some girls just like to be pounded loose by a bunch of dudes.

Edit: I just used my 1000th post to respond to a Maury not the father thread in OOT? MOVE THIS TO BBV I GOT BAD BEATED
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Old 08-21-2006, 10:53 AM
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Default Re: you are NOT the father!!

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And here's the 10th for Marisol:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yk5w5w5vNFM

(And to be fair, the 10 men they tested were for 4 different children.)

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They even tested a dead dude. LOL!! Great link.

The look the the guys' faces when it's revealed that they are not the father is friggin awesome. It's like a game show.

They should have lied and told her the dead guy fathered all of the children. Put these people out of their misery, please.
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