you are NOT the father!!
 

Right now on Maury Povich they have a woman on who has apparently been on the show 9 times before looking for the father of her baby. They have done paternity tests with 9 different guys so far and none of them have been the father. They showed clips of her crying after each test was revealed and at one point she sobbed "I don't know what I did wrong..."

Come on.

They just revealed the test of the 10th guy, and he's not the father either. This might be the greatest thing of all time. Everyone should be watching Maury Povich right now, its incredible.

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lol is she a prostitute or something?

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"I don't know what I did wrong..."

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it may have been sleeping with > 10 guys in 1 month

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I really hope this girl was a prostitute. There could be no other explanation.

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They just revealed the test of the 10th guy, and he's not the father either. This might be the greatest thing od all time.

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if she's white, otherwise, nobody cares. sorry, it's the truth.

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rigged

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Last time I saw here, they were on candidate #7.

The best part was the reaction of the guys when they found out they weren't the father. Here's one (not the same girl, though):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ouzyG7XsTTw

Here's another dancer:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S21r4oU4W...ed&search=

And here's the 10th for Marisol:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yk5w5w5vNFM

(And to be fair, the 10 men they tested were for 4 different children.)

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Now her story is "I got drunk at a party at had sex with a lot of men I didn't know... Probably like 14."

Oh yeah, she was married at the time.

Edit: Update - Guy number 11 is not the father either. This is hysterical.

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its called a busto, train, some girls just like to be pounded loose by a bunch of dudes.

Edit: I just used my 1000th post to respond to a Maury not the father thread in OOT? MOVE THIS TO BBV I GOT BAD BEATED

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The best one I've seen was a white chick with a pasty redhead boyfriend and a little mulatto kid. It was like watching Jim Carrey in Me, Myself and Irene. The guy was schocked to find out he wasn't the father.

Here's one like it. Different guy, but still how the [censored] could this guy think this kid is his?

maury clip