Some dude called my cell phone looking for my fiance

[Black Aces 518]

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roping in the next room

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sucks

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yeah, c'mon, Mr Roper is obv the best.

And that story was even more tremendous for me b/c I was reading it in my mind with a Larry David voice. HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.

Also, yeah what a dirty whore. Amazing to think of how many dudes out there never know that their girl is getting rawdog pounded and nutted on less than 20 yards from them.

[stabn]

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roping in the next room

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sucks

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Agree, fixed.

[kyleb]

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ban OP if he doesn't update

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[34TheTruth34]

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i hope these rope jokes dont take away from how much of a little whore we were dealing with in that situation.

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I love how, despite the fact that you posted perhaps the best story and one-liner in 2+2 history, you've put your own praise on the back burner and stuck to your principles.

You, sir, are an hornorable man.

[EricW]

Where the hell is OP???

[By-Tor]

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Where the hell is OP???

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It is code for POST THE [censored] MYSPACE ACCOUNT INFO!

[skunkworks]

Sorry to be the wet blanket, but if OP wants to retain that 1% chance of having custody of the kid he probably shouldn't post the myspace. Even if he doesn't get custody, posting it would probably mean that the kid grows up having poison whispered in her ear from her bitter mother.

[tboss888]

sublime,

You said you also had a gf at the time? Do you consider yourself faultless? Hows your karma doing?

[oreopimp]

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ban OP if he doesn't update

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seriously. Its been a while since I go update blue balls, u are literally [censored] up my life by not updating.

[tboss888]

He could be actully working on his situation instead of entertaining us. Where the [censored] are his priorites?