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punter11235 · #31 12-01-2005, 06:16 PM

I think this is my the donkiest recently...

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($1298.31)
Button ($1828.50)
SB ($1020)
BB ($965)
UTG ($1314.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $5.
UTG raises to $40, Hero calls $40, 3 folds.

Flop: ($95) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $65, Hero calls $65.

Turn: ($225) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $100, UTG raises to $300, Hero calls $200.

River: ($825) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG calls $909.50 (All-In), Hero calls $893.31 (All-In).

Final Pot: $2627.81

Results in white below: 
UTG has Kh Kc (two pair, kings and fives).
Hero has Tc Jc (two pair, jacks and fives).
Outcome: UTG wins $2627.81. 

NICE READ MORON ...

HEK · #32 12-01-2005, 06:24 PM

From what I can see you put him J9 right? lol.

kagame · #33 12-01-2005, 06:42 PM

i havent literally laughed out loud at 2+2 in forever

thank you so much

oh and heres my latest greatest hand based on pure donktastic flavor from hero and villain (oops didnt copy the right one):

FullTiltPoker Game #304396329: Table Pomerado (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:23:29 ET - 2005/11/23
Seat 2: KaGame ($797.40)
Seat 3: don_miguele ($557.20)
Seat 5: clp228 ($429.20)
Seat 6: professor plum ($667)
professor plum posts the small blind of $3
KaGame posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #5
Wyteazn sits down
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KaGame [Jc 9c]
Wyteazn adds $600
don_miguele folds
clp228 raises to $20
professor plum folds
KaGame calls $14
*** FLOP *** [Kd 4d 3c]
KaGame bets $35
clp228 calls $35
*** TURN *** [Kd 4d 3c] [Ac]
KaGame bets $95
clp228 calls $95
*** RIVER *** [Kd 4d 3c Ac] [8h]
KaGame bets $647.40, and is all in
clp228 calls $279.20, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $368.20 returned to KaGame
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KaGame shows [Jc 9c] (Ace King high)
clp228 shows [Ah 9s] (a pair of Aces)
clp228 wins the pot ($859.40) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $861.40 | Rake $2
Board: [Kd 4d 3c Ac 8h]
Seat 2: KaGame (big blind) showed [Jc 9c] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 3: don_miguele didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: clp228 (button) showed [Ah 9s] and won ($859.40) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: professor plum (small blind) folded before the Flop

punter11235 · #34 12-01-2005, 07:14 PM

[ QUOTE ]
you put him J9 right?

[/ QUOTE ]

No no no no. I put him on stone cold BLUFFF. It was so obvious !

jjackal · #35 12-02-2005, 12:37 AM

Y'all got nothing on me.

***** Hand History for Game 3127108208 *****
$1000 NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, December 01, 18:03:34 EDT 2005
Table Table 67055 (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 2: Pbiggy47 ( $206 )
Seat 5: beezo22 ( $1250 )
Seat 8: nashun1 ( $1033.58 )
Seat 10: bigdaddyboat ( $1437.50 )
Seat 6: jjackal ( $1000 )
Seat 1: budco33 ( $1117 )
Seat 9: mitchyd ( $967.50 )
Seat 4: IceCremMnstr ( $821.50 )
Seat 3: stackem88 ( $640 )
Seat 7: chiberson ( $1000 )
bigdaddyboat posts small blind [$5].
budco33 posts big blind [$10].
chiberson posts big blind [$10].
nashun1 posts big blind + dead [$15].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to jjackal [ Ad Ah ]
>You have options at Table 64809 Table!.
Pbiggy47 folds.
stackem88 folds.
beezo22 calls [$10].
jjackal raises [$75].
chiberson folds.
nashun1 folds.
mitchyd folds.
bigdaddyboat calls [$70].
budco33 folds.
beezo22 folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8h, As, 8c ]
bigdaddyboat bets [$75].
jjackal calls [$75].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5h ]
bigdaddyboat bets [$250].
jjackal calls [$250].
** Dealing River ** [ 6h ]
bigdaddyboat checks.
>You have options at Table 64809 Table!.
jjackal did not respond in time.
jjackal folds.
bigdaddyboat does not show cards.
bigdaddyboat wins $842

LondonBroil · #36 12-02-2005, 01:17 AM

He obviously had quads and was trying to trap you on the river. Getting timed out saved you.

jjackal · #37 12-02-2005, 02:05 AM

By folding on the river I saved myself the embarassment of having to show my weak hand.

AEKDBet · #38 12-02-2005, 02:08 AM

Jesus that makes me insides hurt. wtf happened

tagtastic · #39 12-02-2005, 02:43 AM

jjackal for the win.

CamelZoo · #40 12-02-2005, 05:31 AM

mine's quite embarrassing, and from last night in the midst of a 3.5 buyin tiltfest

full game 5/10, guy i despise in sb sitting on 5k+, only guy playing back at me all night

folded to me, i make it 55 with 4h7h in CO
button calls, sb minraises, i rr to something like 225, he makes it 550 i call, so does button.

flop Q72 he pushes i'm thinking minraise/4bet pf he has nada - i spitecall button folds he shows AA i leave very much ashamed of myself