Where can I get free liquor or beer?

[absoludicrous]

Suck dick for booze, about all you can do now. Are you afraid of a strangers penis?

[PhilBeans]

I walked into the bathroom at the bar last night and some dude was puking in the urinal while waving his dick around and pissing on the wall. That kinda tripped me out. I ended up using the stall that time since there were only two urinals. I was afraid of his penis being I dont have any desire to get pissed on. I would not be adverse to eating some vergine for liquor though, or for free for that matter.

[chadattak]

Steal it! Who cares if you have only a bike, Ive been stealing beer and smoke cartoons over 20 times and each times I had only my 2 legs. Be creative, you dont have to just take the stuff and run with it as fast as you can. If you consider stealing, PM me ill give some great tips.

[joes28]

step 1: find red cup imo
step 2: go to kegger imo
step 3: ??????????
step 4: profit imo

[theAMOG]

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step 1: find red cup imo
step 2: go to kegger imo
step 3: ?????????? imo
step 4: profit imo

[/ QUOTE ]

fyp imo

[john voight]

Arright, this is what you do.
Go on myspace/craigs, post a picture of a hot guy and say he is looking from a young girl, she needs to bring booze.
Take the booz and tell her to GTFO. This is if you can wait 24 hours.

A second option is to go to super market and get a kart. Grab a bottle and put it into the kart (into a paper bag). Use some acrylic tubing and just place it into the bottle and sip the liquor as you "browse" for groceries. Once your effed up, ditch the cart in the store and bounce.

A third option is to jack some pill/meds from Walgreens/Longs Drugs, and just chill off something else.

A 4th option is to get the yellow pages out and start calling random ppl and ask them if you can swing by for a drink. I am guessing your odds are 1/70 (at least) so if you can spare 40 minutes or soo, you can prolly find yourself a strange enough person who will drink you out.

Last but not least, suck some dick, IMO/

[Nemesis69]

Are that pictures of your sister?

[bonds]

Pawn bike?

[jtown1010]

-Find yourself some well off lush at a bar and buddy up to him.

-(my specialty at 15) look for an open garage with a fridge in it.


-panhandle

-go to a bar/gas station and offer to clean up for a drink.

[bonds]

Hang around Home Depot. If you get picked up to do day labor, that's like $1.25 per hour. Even if you're useless and get fired after an hour, you'll still have enough for a 40 plus you get a ride on the bed of a pickup.