Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister

[DING-DONG YO]

solution: move out of parents house, do your own laundry. Ball out skank hoes, profit

Now go to the local community college and pick up 19 year olds, my son.

[Will.]

wow dude!
surprised your parents could accuse u of such a thing; things will hopefully workout as long as the little bitch keeps her mouth shut.

[thunk]

This sounds like the start of really, really bad hentai.

In regards to GW: I say we go old-school with N64. The rumble pack + [censored] will win much preteens.

[neuroman]

Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

[cheer]

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So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the [censored] is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my [censored] sisters head.

she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my [censored] shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her [censored] guts out.

Most [censored] embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your [censored] room immediatly you sick [censored] bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now

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pics?










i joke i joke i kid i kid*
*no pun intended

[ahnuld]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eYh2x3K3Zs

[JJNJustin]

And I thought spiders only flew out of my sister's cooch.

-J

[jmxthievez]

lol bitch had it coming?

[Banditgberg]

Bags of sand?

[evilempire]

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Well played, I'm sure many other BBVers will use this line.

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lol