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#31
12-01-2006, 04:42 AM
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Re: You have 1 hour to get sh*tfaced
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Jaeger bombs, the red bull keeps me from feeling sick [/ QUOTE ] Do you realize you would be drinking up to 10 cans of Red Bull in an hour? This is assuming the standard 1/2 can per shot. 
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#32
12-01-2006, 04:53 AM
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Re: You have 1 hour to get sh*tfaced
Bottle of whiskey, 1 liter bottle of Coke. Take large pulls of whiskey for massive damage, chase with sips of Coke as needed.
I think anything involving mixed drinks or beer would be a terrible idea, at least for me personally. Large volumes of carbonated drinks are pretty much impossible for me, and if you go with screwdrivers or other citrusy mixers then the massive amount of citric acid would also wreak havoc on my gut. Whiskey and small amounts of Coke chaser as needed is the best option IMO, although wine is also a very plausible choice.
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#33
12-01-2006, 04:58 AM
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Re: You have 1 hour to get sh*tfaced
Any combination of 80+ proof shots chased with a typical mixed drink of the same liquor would make this a cakewalk unless you weigh 600 pounds or something.
I also think I do this with malt liquor, but puking chance goes higher.
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#35
12-01-2006, 05:07 AM
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Re: You have 1 hour to get sh*tfaced
"and if you go with screwdrivers or other citrusy mixers then the massive amount of citric acid would also wreak havoc on my gut."
There is no way the orange juice is the gut damaging part of the screwdriver. Also, maybe there's a trick to this or I don't realize how [censored] up .18 is, but according to some random BAC calculator on a website a 220# dude would need 9 Gin and Tonics in an hour to hit .18. If I can covert 5 or 6 of those into shots that's trivially easy. Unless you're morbidly obese or such a woman that you can't handle shots some of the parameters of this question need to change.
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#37
12-01-2006, 05:13 AM
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Re: You have 1 hour to get sh*tfaced
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"and if you go with screwdrivers or other citrusy mixers then the massive amount of citric acid would also wreak havoc on my gut." There is no way the orange juice is the gut damaging part of the screwdriver. [/ QUOTE ] Explain. I disagree. Drinking 8-9 glasses of OJ without the vodka in an hour would still make me feel like total [censored]. Then again, I might just have a delicate stomach.
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#38
12-01-2006, 05:16 AM
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Re: You have 1 hour to get sh*tfaced
Yeah, orange juice CAN be the damaging part of the screwdriver.
When I was a college kid, I used to get freaky floating high drinking beer as fast as I could drink it, but alternating it with water too. I went through astonishing amounts of bear -- they sold it in popcorn tubs at my Uni -- and I think if I got any drunker my teeth would have separated from my gums. But the constant pissing due to the massive intake of water(more than the massive DEhydrating beers) kept me from having to barf, or feel sick. Without the incredible amounts of water I would have been sunk. I was peeing every 10 or 15 minutes for hours, it was a joke. But, I stayed blazing high and never barfed the next morning or felt sick. And believe me, it was not for lack of beer. We went through uncountable tubs of beer very quickly. So with enough water, you can get freaky high on beer alone without barfing. God forbid you stop drinking the water after you win. You basically turn your system into an open pipe and you'd better not stop drinking SOMETHING and keeping the valves open.
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#39
12-01-2006, 05:24 AM
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If I needed to get wasted really fast I would just chug a bunch of vodka. You can get all the drinking out of the way in like ten seconds.
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#40
12-01-2006, 05:30 AM
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Re: You have 1 hour to get sh*tfaced
I like the fortified wine suggestion (MD20/20, Cisco).
Also, how about Boilermakers or some other type of beer + liquor drink? Oh... Easy one.... Chug a bottle of Malibu, it's 40% and goes down so easssssy
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