You have 1 hour to get sh*tfaced
 

Suppose for some reason (either something really good happens or something really bad is prevented from happening, whichever is more motivating to you) you have one hour to get totally hammered. A half-hour after you stop drinking, your BAC will be measured and you must score at least a .18, or roughly twice the legal limit. There is a bartender present who will serve or make you any drink to your exact specifications. He will always have your next drink ready before you finish the current one. The only rules are that you are not allowed to vomit until after you have been tested and all alcohol must be consumed by mouth. Assume you have recently eaten a light meal and are well-rested.

Beer is obviously out of the question; there's no way the stomach can hold that much liquid. Some people could handle shots, but I'm sure I would get sick if I tried to do 8 or so in an hour. Personally I would chose either a very strong screwdriver served with lots of ice or several bottles of good pinot gris.

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crown and coke for the win obv. this is always the choice. holla

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If I'm not paying for it, good bourbon and ice cubes.

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Pound long Island Iced Tea's if you dont wanna do shots.

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Maker's straight no problem.

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Jaeger bombs, the red bull keeps me from feeling sick

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Jaeger bombs, the red bull keeps me from feeling sick

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seconded

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If this was for a prop bet, I'd just take 5-6 doubles of Bacardi 151.

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Strong screwdriver makes it easy.

I'd do shots. I could easily kill myself w/ shots if I wanted to (my record is 13 in about 15 minutes). I rarely throw up, but there would be an excellent chance I wouldn't remember most of the evening.

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crown and coke for the win obv. this is always the choice. holla

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Only a pretend step up from jack and coke. A boy's drink. You is balla now for a long time, raptor. You gotta move on, holla.