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#31
10-06-2006, 09:19 PM
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LOL Fristaments.
I figured it was gonna be said at some point. 
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#32
10-06-2006, 09:47 PM
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I look forward to this thread becoming the Superbowl of unbearable gimmick accounts.
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#33
10-06-2006, 10:25 PM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Gimmick accounts are so cool! [/ QUOTE ] Nicole, would you like to have an affair? Maybe I can just send you dirty IMs. [/ QUOTE ] sure thats hot [/ QUOTE ] Standard
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#34
10-06-2006, 10:36 PM
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I look forward to this thread becoming the Superbowl of unbearable gimmick accounts. [/ QUOTE ] And it had so much potential too. That's the problem with the gimmicks, if somebody [censored] it up a first time it's difficult for a second to come in and salvage. Note Raptor Christ. Even though I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] RC and want to have his babies, I think people were turned off by the first coming. Meh.
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#35
10-06-2006, 10:44 PM
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Poker Community, I'll make you a deal. I'll repeal the legislation if EmpireMaker2 posts a graph. [/ QUOTE ] Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b*tch?
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#36
10-06-2006, 10:46 PM
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Hello all, My name is William Frist, US Senator. I just wanted to take a moment to say that I hope I can count on your support next year during my probable run at the presidency. I know that I put many of you out of a job with my most recent anti-gambling legislation which the President will sign into law very soon. Since I am a man of the people, I wanted to stop by the forums and give some of you a few new job ideas since you can't play poker online anymore. I know you're a very intelligent and creative bunch, so there are of course career oppotunities outside of this list, but this should get you started. Fry boy - I must say, Americans love fast food and this is a great place to start any career. What's not to like, discounted trans fat, great sense of camraderie with your other friers! There's plenty of opportunity for advancement also. Just think, soon you could be the guy in the Ronald McDonald suit at birthday parties. You could be the dream for American Children. Or you could get promoted to burger cook! Just like Spongebob Squarepants. My aids tell me he is "balla" and the kids are really down with him. Wal-Mart employee - There are Wal-Marts everywhere and a position within Wal-Mart to suit every personality. Like music, you can stock CDs! If you're into animals, they have a pet section and you stock per supplies. Also, if you get really ambitous, they have a McDonalds inside many Wal-Marts! You can be a fry cook and work at Wal-Mart. Day Laborer - What can I say? Soon I will pass tougher anti-immigration laws. Someone has to hang drywall and cook quesadillas. In closing, gentlemen. I invite you to stop by my office anytime and remember! Frist for prez, 08! [/ QUOTE ] Dirty Conservative war monger
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#37
10-06-2006, 10:49 PM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] LOL 2000 POSTS [/ QUOTE ] You da man, McBusto. I hit my 2K yesterday and rubbed one out I was so excited. [/ QUOTE ] I'm throwing a little party here in my apartment for 2k posts. I don't have food or drinks or friends or anything but you get the idea. [/ QUOTE ] I'm with you in spirit. Want me to send some whores over? [/ QUOTE ] as long as you're buying. [/ QUOTE ] Can I have their bodies when you're finished with them?
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#38
10-06-2006, 11:00 PM
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[ QUOTE ] I look forward to this thread becoming the Superbowl of unbearable gimmick accounts. [/ QUOTE ] And it had so much potential too. That's the problem with the gimmicks, if somebody [censored] it up a first time it's difficult for a second to come in and salvage. Note Raptor Christ. Even though I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] RC and want to have his babies, I think people were turned off by the first coming. Meh. [/ QUOTE ] Us neo-conservatives only believe in the lawd Jesus Christ. We do not believe in this reptilian savior. Since reptiles were created by the devil and tempted Eve to betray God's trust, they will not have a place in heaven. Actually, since Satan appeared to Eve in the form of a snake, I can only conclude that this "raptor Christ" you speak of is in fact the devil. Once I am president, he will be destroyed and the streets will run red with the blood of the non-believers.
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#39
10-06-2006, 11:34 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I look forward to this thread becoming the Superbowl of unbearable gimmick accounts. [/ QUOTE ] And it had so much potential too. That's the problem with the gimmicks, if somebody [censored] it up a first time it's difficult for a second to come in and salvage. Note Raptor Christ. Even though I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] RC and want to have his babies, I think people were turned off by the first coming. Meh. [/ QUOTE ] Us neo-conservatives only believe in the lawd Jesus Christ. We do not believe in this reptilian savior. Since reptiles were created by the devil and tempted Eve to betray God's trust, they will not have a place in heaven. Actually, since Satan appeared to Eve in the form of a snake, I can only conclude that this "raptor Christ" you speak of is in fact the devil. Once I am president, he will be destroyed and the streets will run red with the blood of the non-believers. [/ QUOTE ] See, it's a matter of tone. Tone in writing must be consistent, unless it shifts with a clear purpose and direction. The first paragraph has a degree of assuredness and authority, but is lost in the second. Beginning with, 'Actually, since' loses the momentum, as a speaker with such conviction wouldn't flounder or express anything as an afterthought. Words like 'furthermore' can easily maintain the fluidity. The assuredness returns in the end of the second paragraph but the break in tone caused too much damage for it to be redeemed. Improving your gimmicks, CC
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#40
10-06-2006, 11:38 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I look forward to this thread becoming the Superbowl of unbearable gimmick accounts. [/ QUOTE ] And it had so much potential too. That's the problem with the gimmicks, if somebody [censored] it up a first time it's difficult for a second to come in and salvage. Note Raptor Christ. Even though I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] RC and want to have his babies, I think people were turned off by the first coming. Meh. [/ QUOTE ] Us neo-conservatives only believe in the lawd Jesus Christ. We do not believe in this reptilian savior. Since reptiles were created by the devil and tempted Eve to betray God's trust, they will not have a place in heaven. Actually, since Satan appeared to Eve in the form of a snake, I can only conclude that this "raptor Christ" you speak of is in fact the devil. Once I am president, he will be destroyed and the streets will run red with the blood of the non-believers. [/ QUOTE ] See, it's a matter of tone. Tone in writing must be consistent, unless it shifts with a clear purpose and direction. The first paragraph has a degree of assuredness and authority, but is lost in the second. Beginning with, 'Actually, since' loses the momentum, as a speaker with such conviction wouldn't flounder or express anything as an afterthought. Words like 'furthermore' can easily maintain the fluidity. The assuredness returns in the end of the second paragraph but the break in tone caused too much damage for it to be redeemed. Improving your gimmicks, CC [/ QUOTE ] Thats hot. My best friend, Paris Hilton, agrees also.
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