I look forward to being a part of this community
 

Hello all,

My name is William Frist, US Senator. I just wanted to take a moment to say that I hope I can count on your support next year during my probable run at the presidency.

I know that I put many of you out of a job with my most recent anti-gambling legislation which the President will sign into law very soon.

Since I am a man of the people, I wanted to stop by the forums and give some of you a few new job ideas since you can't play poker online anymore. I know you're a very intelligent and creative bunch, so there are of course career oppotunities outside of this list, but this should get you started.

Fry boy - I must say, Americans love fast food and this is a great place to start any career. What's not to like, discounted trans fat, great sense of camraderie with your other friers! There's plenty of opportunity for advancement also. Just think, soon you could be the guy in the Ronald McDonald suit at birthday parties. You could be the dream for American Children. Or you could get promoted to burger cook! Just like Spongebob Squarepants. My aids tell me he is "balla" and the kids are really down with him.

Wal-Mart employee - There are Wal-Marts everywhere and a position within Wal-Mart to suit every personality. Like music, you can stock CDs! If you're into animals, they have a pet section and you stock per supplies. Also, if you get really ambitous, they have a McDonalds inside many Wal-Marts! You can be a fry cook and work at Wal-Mart.

Day Laborer - What can I say? Soon I will pass tougher anti-immigration laws. Someone has to hang drywall and cook quesadillas.

In closing, gentlemen. I invite you to stop by my office anytime and remember! Frist for prez, 08!

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I don't need to read this to know that it is going to be lame.

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HE HAS MT VOTE!!!

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I don't need to read this to know that it is going to be lame.

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It was pretty mehtastic.

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Sorta funny idea...terrible delivery.

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EFFORT

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Hey! Who in the heck do you think you are pal?!? You just storm in here after making us all lose our jobs, well I tell you what I don't really appreciate it. This is pure bogus.

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I can't believe that this guy actually has the audacity to post on a forum dedicated to the people whose livelihood he has just placed in jeopardy. Has he no conscience? No feelings?

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Poker Community, I'll make you a deal.

I'll repeal the legislation if EmpireMaker2 posts a graph.

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haw haw haw...