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Old 05-26-2006, 04:48 AM
mroels mroels is offline
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Number one is probably getting off, but Whodaman and i have decided that the second best feeling is when you REALLLY REALLY REALLY have to piss, but cannot for some reason, and are forced to hold it for a ridiculous amount of time. The first 4 seconds of pissing is probably the 2nd best feeling ever. So now you have our take on that.

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The dutch have a saying: "A good piss is half an orgasm"
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:53 AM
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The dutch have a saying: "A good piss is half an orgasm"

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That's because the dutch are kinky [censored]
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Old 05-26-2006, 09:44 AM
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The dutch have a saying: "A good piss is half an orgasm"

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We do? Awesome.
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Old 05-26-2006, 10:07 AM
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"What's an orgasm like" is being added to the list of stoppers to deploy in casual conversation.

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can I get the full list?
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Old 05-26-2006, 10:35 AM
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I think second best is like the 3 seconds before orgasm.
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Old 05-26-2006, 10:55 AM
Lottery Larry Lottery Larry is offline
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"The first 4 seconds of pissing is probably the 2nd best feeling ever"

No, the next 4 seconds is. The first 4 are painful
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Old 05-26-2006, 10:57 AM
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Getting home after a really long, hard day at work, and all the kids come to you shouting 'DADDY!' and hugging and kissing you.

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While I do agree, there is something kinda 'uncomfortable' about that post being nestled amongst the other replies in this thread.
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:46 AM
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walking out of work on the last day before a long anticipated (and much needed) vacation
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:49 AM
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I don't know why I remember this, but years ago Tim McCarver said, right after a commercial break, that he just had one of the most pleasurable experiences known to man: a really good sneeze.
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:55 AM
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ggbman:

2nd best feeling is waking up early in the morning, rolling over and realizing you still have 3 more hours to sleep.
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