Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

[GambleGamble]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
(Primer: A 'Tune' is a cough sweet in the UK that releases soothing vapours as you suck them)


<<Joke truncated out of mercy and horror>>


The toffee says, "I am hard, but he's menthol!"

[/ QUOTE ]

.....what? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Cough Sweet = Cough Drop??????? like a Halls

[Borodog]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
(Primer: A 'Tune' is a cough sweet in the UK that releases soothing vapours as you suck them)


<<Joke truncated out of mercy and horror>>


The toffee says, "I am hard, but he's menthol!"

[/ QUOTE ]

.....what? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Cough Sweet = Cough Drop??????? like a Halls

[/ QUOTE ]

Doesn't help.

Perhaps something about the pronunciation of menthol? Maybe brits pronounce it like "mental"?

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
(Primer: A 'Tune' is a cough sweet in the UK that releases soothing vapours as you suck them)


<<Joke truncated out of mercy and horror>>


The toffee says, "I am hard, but he's menthol!"

[/ QUOTE ]

.....what? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Cough Sweet = Cough Drop??????? like a Halls

[/ QUOTE ]

Doesn't help.

Perhaps something about the pronunciation of menthol? Maybe brits pronounce it like "mental"?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yep [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Borodog]

Makes zero sense to us Yanks, since menthol is pronounced exactly like you would hope it would be: menth-all.

[Koss]

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, we don't serve your kind in here!" The mushroom says "awww, c'mon man. I'm a fun guy!"

[BOTW]

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. They are in court and the judge says, "So, I see you're divorcing Minnie because she's insane?" Mickey replies, "No judge, I'm divorcing her because she's f'n Goofy!"

[nath]

[ QUOTE ]
GG,

I think Michael Jackson jokes should have their own thread.


Did you hear that MJ called up Boyz II Men?
He thought it was an escort service.


What did MJ say to Lorena Bobbitt?
"Silly Bobbitt, dicks are for kids."


What do MJ and Elton John sing together?
Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me.


What's MJ's favorite college?
Bringham Young.


Did you hear that MJ got food poisoning?
He ate a 9-year-old weiner.

[/ QUOTE ]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon...






















...Michael Jackson [censored] little boys.

[nath]

[ QUOTE ]
Ohhhh, one of my favorite knock knocks. This still works great with kids:


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken.
Interrupting chic......
BAACAAAAAAACKKK

[/ QUOTE ]

I always heard it as "interrupting cow". It's great when Jimmy on South Park tells it.

[Fishmonger]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Ohhhh, one of my favorite knock knocks. This still works great with kids:


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken.
Interrupting chic......
BAACAAAAAAACKKK

[/ QUOTE ]

I always heard it as "interrupting cow". It's great when Jimmy on South Park tells it.

[/ QUOTE ]When you use this one in person, 'interrupting starfish' followed by putting your open hand on their face works pretty well.

[WarBus]

Why do women love christ?

because he is hung like this:
(visual: spread your arms wide like you are on a cross)