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[Kibby]

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How's this for weird [censored]?

My uncle is coming up today. This is a special event as he hasn't been in the US for years. He lives in central american area on a boat with his dog. He doesn't really do confined spaces so well.

He's flying into Atlanta from Honduras and then to NH on, I just found out, the same flight my brother is connecting with coming out of San Diego. They haven't seen each other for 15 years or so. I scheduled my bro's flight yesterday not knowing what flight Dave is on.

Neither of them know yet.

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kibby, your uncle sounds amazing, but what i dont understand is that you said he doesnt do confined spaces well, but he lives on a boat????? talk about a confined space.....

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[ManChild]

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How's this for weird [censored]?

My uncle is coming up today. This is a special event as he hasn't been in the US for years. He lives in central american area on a boat with his dog. He doesn't really do confined spaces so well.

He's flying into Atlanta from Honduras and then to NH on, I just found out, the same flight my brother is connecting with coming out of San Diego. They haven't seen each other for 15 years or so. I scheduled my bro's flight yesterday not knowing what flight Dave is on.

Neither of them know yet.

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kibby, your uncle sounds amazing, but what i dont understand is that you said he doesnt do confined spaces well, but he lives on a boat????? talk about a confined space.....

[/ QUOTE ]A boat with only him and his dog that he controls. Plus, you get to be up on the deck. . . naked in his case. Its more confined with a bunch of people in a room, bus or
plane that wigs him out.

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hmmmmm, how big is his boat
also, i would give bengiec a grant of however much $ he needed so that he could follow around your uncle and write a book ( or preferably make a video documentary) about him

[Jshuttlesworth]

This is a strat question but it doesn't deserve its own thread. SERIOUSLY IS THIS EVER NOT KK or AA. and yes i know i have QQ and i have to go all-in, but I seriously wanted to fold very very badly becuase I knew he had KK and I was going to lose.


PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t50 (9 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

UTG (t1350)
UTG+1 (t1545)
MP1 (t2325)
Hero (t1455)
MP3 (t1480)
CO (t1235)
Button (t1115)
SB (t1925)
BB (t1070)

Preflop: Hero is in MP2 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="gray">UTG folds</font>, <font color="gray">UTG+1 folds</font>, <font color="gray">MP1 folds</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to t200</font>, <font color="gray">MP3 folds</font>, <font color="gray">CO folds</font>, <font color="gray">Button folds</font>, <font color="gray">SB folds</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to t400</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to t1455 (All-in)</font>

[terrellk11]

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Just got back from Foxwoods and have a few observations:

1. Live poker is so rigged.

2. Met Diamond. I figured this forum was full of [censored] like me but turns out he's a good guy.

3. Seeing the look on someone's face when he gets all in with 99 v. AKs and see his opponent flop the royal is quite amusing.

4. Winning a huge pot at 1/2 NL when three people call your $50 reraise preflop and your AA holds up unimproved is fun.

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Likewise haha. I honestly never met anyone on 2+2 besides Mike Mac. But I knew Mike Mac before I joined 2+2 so...

Anyways, lunch on me next time. It was awesome seeing you play that MTT and sitting down to play some 1/2 w/ you. Also, avoid 3 outers on river and you will win more. Maybe some more guys can come down for a bigger meet sometime in the future?

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It wouldn't have hurt so much if he'd had three outs, but the bastard only had two as one would have flushed me. Regardless, was a fun a crazy table. Not often you can play 1/2nl for 90 minutes, start by losing a $350 pot on your third hand, and still walk out up $200.

[Finnisher]

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This is a strat question but it doesn't deserve its own thread. SERIOUSLY IS THIS EVER NOT KK or AA. and yes i know i have QQ and i have to go all-in, but I seriously wanted to fold very very badly becuase I knew he had KK and I was going to lose.

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TT and A9o the last two times I played with him.

[Austiger]

The pot was only 1180, but this is one of the worst beats I've ever taken. Villain had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero (t1735)
UTG (t3280)
MP (t440)
CO (t2075)
Button (t3395)
SB (t2265)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls t150, MP calls t150, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1735</font>, UTG folds, MP calls t290 (All-In), SB folds.

Flop: (t2475) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t2475) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t2475) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t2475

[sippin_criss]

stndrd 60/40

[TruFloridaGator]

ya, not as legit until you get 1 outed for a str8 flush on the river in a cash game for stacks [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Hand_Crasher]

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Full Tilt Poker Game #2358232827: $110+ $9 Sit &amp; Go (Turbo) (17816758), Table 1 - 250/500 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:31:01 ET - 2007/05/05
Seat 1: potlogic (1,705)
Seat 4: rohanzsta (1,260)
Seat 6: z32fanatic (7,015)
Seat 8: 997C2SCAB (3,520)
potlogic posts the small blind of 250
rohanzsta posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to z32fanatic [Ks 8h]
z32fanatic raises to 7,015, and is all in
997C2SCAB calls 3,520, and is all in
potlogic has 15 seconds left to act
potlogic folds
z32fanatic: this is gonna be a +EV call for sure....
rohanzsta: z32, i'm rootin for ya
rohanzsta: LOL
rohanzsta folds
z32fanatic shows [Ks 8h]
997C2SCAB shows [As 5h]
Uncalled bet of 3,495 returned to z32fanatic
*** FLOP *** [4h 3d Tc]
z32fanatic: if you have unpaired cards lmao
rohanzsta: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*** TURN *** [4h 3d Tc] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [4h 3d Tc Ah] [Qc]
z32fanatic shows Ace King high
997C2SCAB shows a pair of Aces
997C2SCAB wins the pot (7,790) with a pair of Aces
z32fanatic: hahahahaha
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7,790 | Rake 0
Board: [4h 3d Tc Ah Qc]
Seat 1: potlogic (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: rohanzsta (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: z32fanatic showed [Ks 8h] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 8: 997C2SCAB (button) showed [As 5h] and won (7,790) with a pair of Aces



This was statistically one of the worst calls I've ever seen. It was -7.7% against a 100% range (aka the best possible scenario), which costs him $70 on average. Wow.

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Nothing compared to this:

***** Hand History for Game 5941923777 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $11 USD Buy-in Trny:33274684 Level:8 Blinds-Antes(600/1.200 -50) - Saturday, May 05, 21:46:11 ET 2007
Table Speed #1329978 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 3: wecker_br ( 12,980 )
Seat 4: willis_2626 ( 1,930 )
Seat 7: digger1113 ( 5,035 )
Seat 10: conanmannen ( 55 )
Trny:33274684 Level:8
Blinds-Antes(600/1.200 -50)
wecker_br posts ante [50]
willis_2626 posts ante [50]
digger1113 posts ante [50]
conanmannen posts ante [50]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to wecker_br [ 7s 9d ]
&gt;You have options at Speed #1330012 Table!.
conanmannen folds
wecker_br is all-In [12,930]
willis_2626 folds
digger1113 is all-In [3,785]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6h, 5d, 7h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8d ]
wecker_br: you can't call with AA
** Dealing River ** [ Tc ]
digger1113 shows [ As, Ah ]a pair of Aces.
wecker_br shows [ 7s, 9d ]a straight Six to Ten.
wecker_br wins 7,945 chips from side pot #1 with a straight, Six to Ten.
wecker_br wins 10,770 chips from the main pot with a straight, Six to Ten.
digger1113 finished in 4 place.
LOL

[TruFloridaGator]

He had AA at least though, I've seen a comparable call by someone against me. He spite called with k8o, with a guy with 100 chips SITTING OUT and been for the past 20 minutes. It was like me:
300/600 blinds
ME (10k)
Button (100 sitting out)
SB (2k) spite calls with k8o
BB (1.5k)