Got Donk? Post it here - Page 3

Marko Schmarko · #21 12-01-2005, 02:15 PM

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (3 handed)

SB ($3812.20)
Hero ($3395.20)
Button ($3370.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises to $80, 1 fold, Hero raises to $260, Button raises to $600, Hero raises to $3395.2, Button calls $2770.90 (All-In).

Flop: ($6776.10) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($6776.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($6776.10) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $6776.10

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qd Ad (flush, ace high).
Button has Ah As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $6776.10. 

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way to show that donkey.

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Did you look at the betting?

AceHiStation · #22 12-01-2005, 02:17 PM

This is a hand I played just minutes after getting 1-outed with a set over set losing to turned quads allin for 4.7k on the flop... gotta love the donkeytilt:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (7 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

CO ($1814)
Button ($1979)
SB ($1935)
BB ($2000)
UTG ($2998)
Hero ($4975)
MP2 ($3936)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $10.
1 fold, Hero raises to $80, MP2 calls $80, 4 folds.

Flop: ($190) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $180, MP2 raises to $500, Hero calls $320.

Turn: ($1190) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $1000, Hero calls $1000.

River: ($3190) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 calls $2356 (All-In), Hero calls $2356.

Final Pot: $7902

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ks Ad (one pair, aces).
MP2 has As 8s (flush, ace high).
Outcome: MP2 wins $7902.

Freerollin` · #23 12-01-2005, 02:30 PM

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (3 handed)

SB ($3812.20)
Hero ($3395.20)
Button ($3370.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises to $80, 1 fold, Hero raises to $260, Button raises to $600, Hero raises to $3395.2, Button calls $2770.90 (All-In).

Flop: ($6776.10) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($6776.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($6776.10) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $6776.10

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qd Ad (flush, ace high).
Button has Ah As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $6776.10. 

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way to show that donkey.

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Did you look at the betting? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Turn on your sarcasm detector. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

FoxwoodsFiend · #24 12-01-2005, 03:06 PM

I make no donk plays. Sure I sometimes get it all in with nothing in the face of clear aggression. Sometimes I call a 3-bet preflop w/AK against a UTG raiser. Sometimes I call with sets on 4 to a straight flush board. But every time I lose faith in my play, I mutter something about shania and laugh as I now have these bastards right where I want them.

ChipStorm · #25 12-01-2005, 03:30 PM

I'm moving up.

Priceless. Funniest thread I've read in a long time. Started a shameless ripoff in SSNL.

neon · #26 12-01-2005, 03:45 PM

Here's a fun one I played last night in the Prima 25/50, 6-handed or so. I'm posting it as penance.

Me: ~$12K.
Villain: ~$14K.

I make it $199 on the button w/ 10[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. Villain calls in the blinds. We have pllllenty of history against each other. Flop is Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Check, I pot it, villain calls.

Turn is the K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Check, check.

River is the K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Check, I bet $799, villain insta-minraises, I bump it another $4K. Villain thinks for a whopping three seconds before pushing . . . Oh fun . . .

And this didn't happen on UB so I couldn't even show the damn thing before I folded. Yeah, I play that good. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

-neon.

Maulik · #27 12-01-2005, 05:00 PM

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I've got your donk right here...

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Button ($58)
Hero ($1733.45)
BB ($390)
UTG ($294)
MP ($200)
CO ($1437.90)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $2. MP posts a blind of $4.
1 fold, MP (poster) checks, CO calls $4, 1 fold, Hero (poster) completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($16) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP checks, CO bets $15, Hero raises to $45, BB folds, MP folds, CO calls $30.

Turn: ($106) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $75, CO raises to $150, Hero calls $1609.45 (All-In), CO calls $1238.90 (All-In).

River: ($3179.35) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $3179.35

Results in white below: 
Hero has Td As (two pair, tens and sevens).
CO has 8d 9s (straight, ten high).
Outcome: CO wins $2883.80. Hero wins $295.55. 

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You're my new hero.

Maulik · #28 12-01-2005, 05:04 PM

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (3 handed)

SB ($3812.20)
Hero ($3395.20)
Button ($3370.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises to $80, 1 fold, Hero raises to $260, Button raises to $600, Hero raises to $3395.2, Button calls $2770.90 (All-In).

Flop: ($6776.10) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($6776.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($6776.10) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $6776.10

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qd Ad (flush, ace high).
Button has Ah As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $6776.10. 

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I spoke a little too soon.

HEK · #29 12-01-2005, 05:56 PM

I wanna see Zeebo post one. Oh wait, he plays perfect pokah. nm. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Rococo · #30 12-01-2005, 06:09 PM

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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 5 handed) converter

MP ($952.50)
Hero ($3327.34)
SB ($1547.25)
BB ($1539.50)
UTG ($1575.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $5.
2 folds, Hero raises to $35, SB (poster) calls $30, 1 fold.

Flop: ($80) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $60, SB raises to $180, Hero calls $120.

Turn: ($440) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB calls $1332.25 (All-In), Hero calls $1332.25.

River: ($3104.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $3104.50

Results in white below: 
SB has Th Js (straight, jack high).
Hero has 7s 8s (two pair, nines and eights).
Outcome: SB wins $3104.50. 
NICE READ MORON

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Yup. I think we have a winner. You def suck the most. Be very proud.

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Winner winner chicken dinner. This is the worst one so far. I'll find one of my own. I have plenty to choose from.