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Old 09-05-2006, 03:29 PM
dfbuzzbeater dfbuzzbeater is offline
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Default Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.

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Asking girls to be your beer pong partner works well form me.
Just go up to some random chick that looks pretty good and tell her to be your beer pong partner. Play with her and let her shoot a bunch of the shots to give her some confidence. After you guys start winning a few games you will both be a little drunk and this should break the ice. You should have no trouble getting this girl to bed with you after you have won about 6 games. Its all about confidence.

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This is so incredibly true it's not even [censored] funny. Practice your beer pong skills...it'll come in handy.
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Old 09-05-2006, 03:59 PM
AWoodside AWoodside is offline
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Default Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.

Step 1: Get a girlfriend
Step 2: Suppress any morals you might have
Step 3: Cheat on your girlfriend with all the hot chicks that now want you.

In my experience, it's always seemed like more girls have been after me when I'm already involved with somebody else *shrug*

I'm guessing this has something to do with point #1, because when there's no pressure to be looking for a girl I imagine you naturally come across as more confident.
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