this mother f\'er is going to college.
 

I need some advice in the single most important thing in college...girls. specifically on how to pick em up and impress them. i know #1 is always confidence and #2 is wits but anyone care to go into detail? asking on a online forum for advice probably already shows that i don't have #1 perfected.

Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.
 

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NT

Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.
 

1)Make them laugh.

2)Make it known that you have friends that are girls. This takes a little subtlety. Tell a funny story involving several friends that are girls or introduce her to a friend that is a girl. If she knows that you have friends that are girls she is less likely to think you are a creep, because other girls don't think you're a creep.

Other than that your first two ar good.

Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.
 

Whip out your 10 inch cock in front of her face, if you dont have a 10 inch cock you wont be getting any action.

Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.
 

RX8

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hmmm notes taken ty. is it true I should act like an [censored] though? i heard girls love the "he's an [censored] but i can tame him" type of stuff.

Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.
 

You're missing some punctuation in that there title.

Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.
 

Lower your standards when you're quite drunk.

Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.
 

Ask grimstarr on how to pick up girls.

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