New girl lies about her age, what to do

[fiskebent]

Tell her she's been a bad, bad girl and needs to be spanked.

[Georgia Avenue]

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He's pretty dumb. Plus, I'm not sure how it would come up...I doubt he was scouring her purse for two forms of ID...

Also, he's really dumb.

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But dude, 11 years? That's a big difference. High school/college graduation, birthday cards, friends, etc. You'd think something along the way would come up that tipped him off. I guess he really is dumb.

How's the marriage working out?

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His never happened. Mine is on the rocks...prognosis: bleak. I guess dumb runs in the family...

[daveymck]

Reminds me of my 10 year gap experience, pulled this woman in our regular pub I was 23/24 she was 35, end of the night she said come clubbing and go back to hers so I left my mates and lift home and off we went.

Ended up back at hers at 2am in a very dodgy village, goes in the house theres the baby sitter and 4 kids, we go upstairs and she says will sleep in the same bed but not doing anything, at this point to late and too far to get back home, try my luck a bit she spurns my advances.

Woke up next morning to numerous kids coming in and out, Spice Girls Wannabee being played over and over again by one of them for what seemed like forever, eventually managed to get up make my excuses and left, walking round this dodgy place having to get three buses to get home and not being happy.

Saw her in the pub the next week, managed to avoid her only to see her being carried out of the pub mortal by her mates later in the night, nice girl it would seem.

[samjjones]

OP - According to US Weekly and People Magazine, which my wife gets and I enjoy reading immensely, women in their "fabulous forties" are all the rage in Hollywood. So maybe set your sights a bit higher. You can probably get some hag who looks like Felicity Huffman.