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gomberg · #11 12-01-2005, 12:01 AM

I have lots more hands than this one, but just picked the first horrible hand I could find. I had a read on this guy that there's almost no chance I was ahead - good calls!

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

UTG+2 ($2174)
MP1 ($1808)
MP2 ($1829)
MP3 ($885)
Hero ($1923.39)
Button ($2166)
SB ($4785.50)
BB ($1963)
UTG ($838)
UTG+1 ($3695)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $10.
5 folds, MP3 calls $20, Hero raises to $65, 1 fold, SB (poster) calls $55, BB calls $45, MP3 calls $45.

Flop: ($260) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets $200, SB folds, BB folds, MP3 raises to $400, Hero calls $200.

Turn: ($1060) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP3 calls $420 (All-In), Hero calls $420.

River: ($1900) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1900

Allinlife · #12 12-01-2005, 02:33 AM

great idea HEK, maybe this Donkey-Annonymous thread will help us get rid of our natural donkness

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 5 handed) converter

MP ($952.50)
Hero ($3327.34)
SB ($1547.25)
BB ($1539.50)
UTG ($1575.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $5.
2 folds, Hero raises to $35, SB (poster) calls $30, 1 fold.

Flop: ($80) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $60, SB raises to $180, Hero calls $120.

Turn: ($440) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB calls $1332.25 (All-In), Hero calls $1332.25.

River: ($3104.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $3104.50

Results in white below: 
SB has Th Js (straight, jack high).
Hero has 7s 8s (two pair, nines and eights).
Outcome: SB wins $3104.50. 
NICE READ MORON

Allinlife · #13 12-01-2005, 02:39 AM

In this hand, I was supposed to emulate punter's 99 play he posted couple days ago...except pot size was bigger, and instead of stop and go turn, I ...check call
wow this is so humiliating

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 4 handed) converter

BB ($977.25)
UTG ($1178)
Button ($1021.75)
Hero ($1073)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $5.
UTG raises to $20, 1 fold, Hero (poster) raises to $65, 1 fold, UTG calls $50.

Flop: ($150) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $120, UTG raises to $240, Hero calls $120.

Turn: ($630) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $628, Hero calls $763 (All-In), UTG calls $135.

River: ($2156) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $2156

Results in white below: 
UTG has Jc Qc (two pair, queens and sixes).
Hero has 9s 9c (two pair, nines and sixes).
Outcome: UTG wins $2156.

Bukem_ · #14 12-01-2005, 02:42 AM

This is old semi deep 5/10 hand vs Banzan where I got owned.

He raises to like 60 in the CO like he loves to do with the worst possbile holdings. I call in the BB like an idiot with 76o.

Flop 593 for double gut. I check raise pot, pot blank turn, pot(All in) blank river. Banzan calls me down with Q5o.

Oops.

Allinlife · #15 12-01-2005, 02:48 AM

banzan's a gangster.

rwperu34 · #16 12-01-2005, 04:24 AM

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I think that with my tilty lag image, a limp reraise is the perfect way to go!

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Tilt at its finest!

durrrr · #17 12-01-2005, 05:07 AM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (3 handed)

SB ($3812.20)
Hero ($3395.20)
Button ($3370.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises to $80, 1 fold, Hero raises to $260, Button raises to $600, Hero raises to $3395.2, Button calls $2770.90 (All-In).

Flop: ($6776.10) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($6776.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($6776.10) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $6776.10

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qd Ad (flush, ace high).
Button has Ah As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $6776.10.

psyduck · #18 12-01-2005, 06:08 AM

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (3 handed)

SB ($3812.20)
Hero ($3395.20)
Button ($3370.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises to $80, 1 fold, Hero raises to $260, Button raises to $600, Hero raises to $3395.2, Button calls $2770.90 (All-In).

Flop: ($6776.10) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($6776.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($6776.10) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $6776.10

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qd Ad (flush, ace high).
Button has Ah As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $6776.10. 

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way to show that donkey.

HEK · #19 12-01-2005, 01:56 PM

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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 5 handed) converter

MP ($952.50)
Hero ($3327.34)
SB ($1547.25)
BB ($1539.50)
UTG ($1575.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $5.
2 folds, Hero raises to $35, SB (poster) calls $30, 1 fold.

Flop: ($80) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $60, SB raises to $180, Hero calls $120.

Turn: ($440) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB calls $1332.25 (All-In), Hero calls $1332.25.

River: ($3104.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $3104.50

Results in white below: 
SB has Th Js (straight, jack high).
Hero has 7s 8s (two pair, nines and eights).
Outcome: SB wins $3104.50. 
NICE READ MORON

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Yup. I think we have a winner. You def suck the most. Be very proud.

HEK · #20 12-01-2005, 01:59 PM

It's fun when you try to represent the hand that you're up against. My reading skills are DA BOMB.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG ($756.07)
Hero ($1460)
CO ($1064)
Button ($957.25)
SB ($1866)
BB ($1879)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $40, CO calls $40, 3 folds.

Flop: ($95) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($95) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img](2 players)
Hero bets $85, CO raises to $300, Hero raises to $1420 (All-In), CO calls $724 (All-In).

River: ($2539) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $2539

Results in white below:
Hero has Qd Jh (high card, king).
CO has Kh Kd (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: CO wins $2143. Hero wins $396.