beat: angle shot by crafty, old and fat Friendly's employee

[El_Hombre_Grande]

Angle shoot her right back. Go into the restuarant. Ask for her manager, and tell him/her that she sold you the coupon book and said it was good right away, and it isn't. Also, tell her manager that she said the proceeds were for cancer research and you are beginning to doubt that claim as well (bring a friend for corroboration). Say that you want proof of said cancer research proceeds, etc.)

Or do the jesus-poop thing to her car.

[Dan BRIGHT]

right when you get the bill...

4)

then fake-pay for it (1))

[T.J. Combo]

Call her boss about it, ask to speak to the store owner.

Let him know that she scammed you.

Best possible outcome: Waitress is fired (ruined life ftw), and you get a free meal

Worst possible outcome: You get an apology and the store owner buys the coupons back, or honors them early.

Edit: Your typical store manager won't give a damn and probably won't do anything about it. The OWNER will get their panties in a wad. Make sure you get the owner.

[Dan BRIGHT]

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Call her boss about it, ask to speak to the store owner.

Let him know that she scammed you.

Best possible outcome: Waitress is fired (ruined life ftw), and you get a free meal

Worst possible outcome: You get an apology and the store owner buys the coupons back, or honors them early.

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um dude. This plan doesnt involve [censored] smeared all over the bathroom

[T.J. Combo]

Also, smear [censored] all over the bathroom.

Or at least microwave a couple Little Debbie brownies w/nuts, wad them up in to turd shapes and take them to your local Friendlie's to draw on the walls and leave 'em in the floor.

[felix83]

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After purchasing this booklet of coupons like the huge sucker that I am, I ask again (louder this time) if I can go get my free kid's meal now. She laughs at me and says they aren't good until September.

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I really don't understand this. I'll willingly admit that I have way too much regard for social moores, and I don't have nearly as much ability as some great BBV4L posters to just say whatever I'm thinking at all times. But seriously, can some people not tell some fat pathetic person selling stupid coupons to [censored] off?

[fluffpop62]

ok obviously the poop will not affect her, so please do not do it! and the brownies is an equally bad idea because those will harden into a sticky smear and take forever to clean off the wall.

why not

JUST WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER!

or...give them to a niece or nephew or young neighbor to use? not like a kid's meal is going to fill you up anyways, and it's FIVE dollars! (then you can blame the poo smears on the kids anyways)

[IJackit]

OP, you got Pwnd by a fatty who works at friendlys.....

Please close out both tables of 10NL that you are currently short-stacking and see this man immediately.....

[boomshakalaka]

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or...give them to a niece or nephew or young neighbor to use?

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I like where youre going with this...

but this guy might not..

[2weak]

[x] kill yourself


pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase