Things non 2+2'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

[Teh1337zor]

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"thats nice but you will lose it all once you stop getting lucky"

they don't seem to understand the difference between poker and a slot machine

"It does matter if you think your good you will lose when the others start getting the good hand like you are getting now"

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all the [censored] time

[ShipIt77]

but how much did you lose?

at dinner the other night w/ friends of friends:
woman: what's the most you've made in a month?
me: (i tell her)
Her: wow, and that's net?
the person sitting next to her that I also don't know: no, that's just winnings, not losses

oohhhhhh k.

also, being called a donk for making +ev shoves in sngs

[GSykes]

My parents must thinkg I am a millionare by now because in there eyes I have never had a losing day.

Them: How was gambling today.
Me: Pretty good

End convo

[hra146]

didnt we just have a HUGE thread over this?

[DaCooler]

had a nice 4k downswing the other day in 1000 hands, told a few buddies of mine, I will never do it again...

[RikaKazak]

I told my old buddy from high school I lost a $11,000 pot....he was so, ZOMG YOU HAVE A PROBLEM that he called my parents and tried to host an "intervention."

My dad talked to my old friend and said, ummm....I don't think Jared cares too much about $11,000, bye.


(my friend didn't know at the time I owned any rentals..thought I just owned my own house)

[joker122]

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"If I won $XXXX, I'd quit forever and buy Y."

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[Sponger.]

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I told my old buddy from high school I lost a $11,000 pot....he was so, ZOMG YOU HAVE A PROBLEM that he called my parents and tried to host an "intervention."

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hahahaha so good

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My dad talked to my old friend and said, ummm....I don't think Jared cares too much about $11,000, bye.

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your dad rules.

[RikaKazak]

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My parents must thinkg I am a millionare by now because in there eyes I have never had a losing day.

Them: How was gambling today.
Me: Pretty good

End convo

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took about a year, but now I'm 100% honest with my fiance and parents about my swings (future mother/father in law is a COMPLETELY different story). It's such a good stress reliever to talk to my fiance about my downswings. And the funny thing is, she NEVER gets tired of hearing a bad beat story, he actually asks for them.

[TNUC]

i always get "can i give you some money to play with and make me some $$$"