Make my GF jealous BBV. And win monies.

[its_just_me]

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This is BBV4Life and you want me to do nothing? I must say I am disappointed so far. That may be the best advice though.

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actually the best advice was:
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now get drunk and [censored] some [censored]

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ducy?

[Gone Forever]

Get her to come over, tell her you want to talk, but, tell her that you have something you have to do between such-in-such time and such-in-such time. Tell her you want her to come over after.

If she asks you what you have to do, just tell her you've got something you gotta take care of and leave it at that.

Here's the supplies you will need:

Glitter - really small and pastel colors
A popular female perfume. (You can get a sample for free at your local mall.)

Now, before she gets there take a few SPECKS of glitter and get them on your face. Subtle is the key. You don't want to look like a friggin elementary school project. Just a tiny tiny tiny bit on a noticeable place like your face.

Take the perfume, put a few dabs on a wash cloth or rag, let it breathe for a minute and then dab yourself with it on your chest, face and neck. You don't want to smell like you ARE a girl, but, you want to smell like you were JUST WITH a girl. **OP, this is not to be used as substittute for your regular cologne.** You must make sure you are wearing your cologne BEFORE you attempt to get the girl smell on you.

If you want to add to it, go buy a simple hair tie and leave it somewhere like just barely sticking out from under the couch. She may or may not notice it, but, it could be worth a shot.

Gimmicky face book accounts just simply will not do. I've never used face book, but, I'm assuming you can tell if somebody just started an account, yes/no? You would also have to steal multiple photos of a girl and have a bunch of people become friends with the dummy account and leave comments and bs like that. FAR TOO MUCH WORK.

My plan will garauntee you instant jealousy. And if for some reason it doesn't seem to work you can always SIIHP while she's there. Holllaaa!!

The only other alternative is to bang one of her friends. This always makes girls jealous.

[felix83]

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This is BBV4Life and you want me to do nothing? I must say I am disappointed so far. That may be the best advice though.

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well i could make a very lavish way for you to go about things... but im giving you the best route.

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As much as it saddens me to see strategy in BBV4L, this is clearly the best route. Or if you want to be a vag about it, go out with another girl, take pics of you making out, put on fbook. The ignoring is much better though. The easiest way to win these games is when the other person doesn't even realize you're playing.

[Squareview]

call her and tell her you have HIV. that will put a damper on here little party

[its_just_me]

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call her and tell her you have HIV. that will put a damper on here little party

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lolz

[2p2Reader]

where are you from and are you in college? I would use my facebook and write some sexy msg on ur wall, but it can only be believable if we are about the same age.
p.s. does she have your password to facebook?

[WhatItDooBBV]

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where are you from and are you in college? I would use my facebook and write some sexy msg on ur wall, but it can only be believable if we are about the same age.
p.s. does she have your password to facebook?

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She had my password but I recently changed it. I go to ASU (Arizona State) and am a freshman (19).

I don't know if you can see when people joined facebook. I know if I did make a gimmick account, I could make everything private and that anyone who wasn't friends would no be able to see anything.

[whipsaw]

go to hallmark and buy a really nice thank you card and send it to her with a picture of you and some sloot.

[2p2Reader]

I have had my acct for a while, that's good cuz I go to UCLA, not like across the country. I'll add you on facebook and write something like I met you in a party blah blah, love the you way did ---- (something), it'll be really good. Plus she won't be able to look at my profile so she won't know I have a boyfriend lol

p.s. it won't work if she thinks you hate asian girls

[Spechel EDD]

show her this thread and how much of a prize catch you are by asking the internet how to make an ex jealous