A lesson in balling (instructors needed)

[danzasmack]

When i was in 9th grade i went away for a few weeks. i had to do laundry. So my aunt finds out and calls me out of nowhere. I answer and she says, "Danza, it's your aunt. I hear you're doing your own laundry out there? What the [censored] is wrong with you? You couldn't find some dumb chick to do it for you? What kind of man are you?" It was funny.

My apartment has laundry service downstairs. pretty much all through college me and even my non-balla friends used laundry services.

[Little_Luck]

Tony Danza?

[EmpireMaker2]

I actually have my mom to do my laundry (cause she loves me). Ive only done it once in my life.

[GambleAllNight]

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I actually have my mom to do my laundry (cause she loves me). Ive only done it once in my life.

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baaaaaaaaaalin'

[Messiahkid]

Hire a maid to come 1 day a week. I only pay $100 cash ever Thurs to have all laundry done/folded, vacuum carpet, clean bathrooms.

[TheMetetron]

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Hire a maid to come 1 day a week. I only pay $100 cash ever Thurs to have all laundry done/folded, vacuum carpet, clean bathrooms.

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Suckers. In Argentina, my maid will be coming Monday, Wednesday, Friday of every week and will be doing all of my laundry, dishes, and house cleaning for the whopping rate of $2/hr.

I will also be having a private chef prepare my dinner Sunday-Thursday at the cost of $5 per meal plus grocery expenses (so maybe $10/meal at worst).

Total cost per month of ~$160-200 for all my cleaning, laundry, dishes, and cooking. It is going to be awesome.

[Gildwulf]

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Hire a maid to come 1 day a week. I only pay $100 cash ever Thurs to have all laundry done/folded, vacuum carpet, clean bathrooms.

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Suckers. In Argentina, my maid will be coming Monday, Wednesday, Friday of every week and will be doing all of my laundry, dishes, and house cleaning for the whopping rate of $2/hr.

I will also be having a private chef prepare my dinner Sunday-Thursday at the cost of $5 per meal plus grocery expenses (so maybe $10/meal at worst).

Total cost per month of ~$160-200 for all my cleaning, laundry, dishes, and cooking. It is going to be awesome.

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holy [censored], why am I not living in Argentina

[TheMetetron]

I don't know. WHY AREN'T YOU?!?!?!?

[Messiahkid]

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Hire a maid to come 1 day a week. I only pay $100 cash ever Thurs to have all laundry done/folded, vacuum carpet, clean bathrooms.

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Suckers. In Argentina, my maid will be coming Monday, Wednesday, Friday of every week and will be doing all of my laundry, dishes, and house cleaning for the whopping rate of $2/hr.

I will also be having a private chef prepare my dinner Sunday-Thursday at the cost of $5 per meal plus grocery expenses (so maybe $10/meal at worst).

Total cost per month of ~$160-200 for all my cleaning, laundry, dishes, and cooking. It is going to be awesome.

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Quality.

It is amazing what this lifestyle has done (poker and money in relation to our perception about the value of $), and while I consider myself far from lazy I would rather pay for what I consider monotonous.

[StatusUp]

hire someones mom to do it for u